In for 2026 : calling people miserable
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
In for 2026 : calling people miserable
My hot pot restaurant Auspicious Delights’ first seating was a massive success with some failures.
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
My hot pot restaurant Auspicious Delights’ first seating was a massive success with some failures.
Walking around with like 5 types of alliums
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Walking around with like 5 types of alliums
With a credit card and access to Yami online Asian supermarket I’m unstoppable
January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
With a credit card and access to Yami online Asian supermarket I’m unstoppable
Cornering a guy at a party and forcing him to watch the video I took that day of all the wegmans seltzer flavors
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Cornering a guy at a party and forcing him to watch the video I took that day of all the wegmans seltzer flavors
The Kalshi dolls, the Polymarket trade
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Kalshi dolls, the Polymarket trade
Starting clothing line it’s called Fashism
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Starting clothing line it’s called Fashism
Oomf watching stranger things when he could be watching me , di strangest ting …😑
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Oomf watching stranger things when he could be watching me , di strangest ting …😑
My sister mother and daughter
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My sister mother and daughter
Geese album is getting killed bc that’s what happens to me when I try to listen
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Geese album is getting killed bc that’s what happens to me when I try to listen
Bro last night was a mucinex commercial
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Bro last night was a mucinex commercial
Father of oomf gave me a shirt that says LOCAL JOURNALISM MATTERS. for Christmas and I thought it was from a nonprofit newspaper so i asked what outlet it was from and he was so confused. It was from Amazon…. The thought that matters!
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Father of oomf gave me a shirt that says LOCAL JOURNALISM MATTERS. for Christmas and I thought it was from a nonprofit newspaper so i asked what outlet it was from and he was so confused. It was from Amazon…. The thought that matters!
One of few white boys(?) who can text oomfs habari gani and mean it .
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of few white boys(?) who can text oomfs habari gani and mean it .
In Philly searching for hoagie trade
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In Philly searching for hoagie trade
I love the Tyla music it’s so hypnotizing. That Chanel song is CIA planted consumerism
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love the Tyla music it’s so hypnotizing. That Chanel song is CIA planted consumerism
Just met someone who worked there but just retired at like 35 but and had to be like Yesss ok work mama. Or don’t, I guess. Did you know Morgan Stanley is enby name boots?
Morgan Stanley is an enby name af
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just met someone who worked there but just retired at like 35 but and had to be like Yesss ok work mama. Or don’t, I guess. Did you know Morgan Stanley is enby name boots?
Shape like a number 7 (I’m hunching)
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Shape like a number 7 (I’m hunching)
Did u know Santa didn’t even wear red until Coca Cola dressed him up that way to sell coke?? So Santa is kinda from Atlanta. Smell good taste good
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Did u know Santa didn’t even wear red until Coca Cola dressed him up that way to sell coke?? So Santa is kinda from Atlanta. Smell good taste good
Going through my old papers in my drawers and. So true actually
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Going through my old papers in my drawers and. So true actually
Heated rivalry guy is named Shane ?? Oh this explains a lot.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Heated rivalry guy is named Shane ?? Oh this explains a lot.