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I don’t know how to log off.
See my other wares: https://renegal.neocities.org

black and trans lives matter
fuck crypto/nfts

I can’t receive DMs. 🤪
he is radiating “give me your sandwich” telepathy rays because it has deli sliced ham
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i have been cursed by a sore on the middle of the underside of my tongue

thankfully doesnt impact anything but just constantly reminds me it exists
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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raichu
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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i drew the doohickey, thingamajig, contraption, the item of many names

a religious artifact of the modern era
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Got my invitation to eternal damnation
Get in line, pass the wine, bitch, we're going straight to Hell
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Do you like taking unscientific personality tests? I have developed one that will definitely tell you something about yourself. Guaranteed free of malware! Extremely shareable results!! It’s free and online!!!!

wuffs.org/quiz/
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
how do i tell my neighbor i can hear him freestyle rapping through the wall and it's not very good
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
these colors feel like a website….
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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OP1 - .hack//Sign (2002)

Obsession - See-Saw

#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #.hack #BeeTrain
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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✨️🍞✨️ It's Saint Sebastian's Feast Day, my dudes. ✨️🍞✨️

Let's lean into the chaos and this time: Bake him into my favorite bread, Savory Garlic Parmesean Monkey Bread.

1/?
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
kindly wishing people who use speakerphone in public a very drop your phone and shatter it to a million pieces
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wow this kit supports both kinds of grooming!
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
the problem with using my phone as the webcam for my meetings is I end up going “shit where’s my phone” both during and after calls.
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
hear two strange noises

it's both my cats neuroses firing at once
one cat suckin his toe
the other cat lickin the carpet

a day ending in y
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Supposedly this is a hacky off-documentation use of an ios feature that is intended for hiding password fields in screenshots, and in abusing it this way bsky is following the lead of X The Everything App and Threads: The Metaverse. Great work guys
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
cats: hey dad look how hard we can play in the traffic of you walking!! Stairs are the best place!
me: fuck you if I step on you it’s your fault

Narrator: if he did step on them he’d have a panic attack taking them to an animal hospital and then beat himself up for weeks
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
huh, frieren is back, neat
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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SUGGESTION FOR BLUESKY'S DEV TEAM: y'all should do locked accounts so that you, yes you the devs, have a place to complain about how fucking annoying users are without the users being able to QRT dunk you.

it's lifesaving. you need it. trust me on this one. i'm looking out for you here
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
still amazes me you can just “go live” for any twitch url, no authentication needed

doesn’t even have to be a stream
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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We put a lot of subtle messages in Demonschool, see if you can spot them
January 19, 2026 at 7:14 PM
anyone else notice Bluesky now adds the butterfly when you take a screenshot much like musksite adds their dumb logo?
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM