HailToTheKing
@shotshy.bsky.social
Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
He's tried it once or twice in the last few games
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He's tried it once or twice in the last few games
Looks uncannily like you 😂
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Looks uncannily like you 😂
Some weird-ass modern D&D you're playing there sir
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Some weird-ass modern D&D you're playing there sir
Even if he's not in charge of recruitment he's managed to take an embarrassment of riches way too literally.
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Even if he's not in charge of recruitment he's managed to take an embarrassment of riches way too literally.
Things you love to see. Somehow Liverpool have spent have a billion quid and put themselves back a mile.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Things you love to see. Somehow Liverpool have spent have a billion quid and put themselves back a mile.
Are you in Scotland?
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Are you in Scotland?
Much like Nick Woltemade, he made lots of runs, gestured for the ball and got played around or away from by the midfield.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Much like Nick Woltemade, he made lots of runs, gestured for the ball and got played around or away from by the midfield.
We tend to pick up in the second half of the season though, fitness and all that, it's weird
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We tend to pick up in the second half of the season though, fitness and all that, it's weird
We're a bit ahead of your predictions. I still think we'll end up top end of the table once we get our shit together. Wissa being available will help. Maybe we'll click against the mackems
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We're a bit ahead of your predictions. I still think we'll end up top end of the table once we get our shit together. Wissa being available will help. Maybe we'll click against the mackems
Just teasing you a bit on your generally
Negative outlook. Wasn't looking to cause you a pile-on or any offence.
Negative outlook. Wasn't looking to cause you a pile-on or any offence.
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just teasing you a bit on your generally
Negative outlook. Wasn't looking to cause you a pile-on or any offence.
Negative outlook. Wasn't looking to cause you a pile-on or any offence.
Fits the profile of a Murphy! 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fits the profile of a Murphy! 😂
Me too. I actually managed to get tickets for a change 😂
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Me too. I actually managed to get tickets for a change 😂
Irrelevant. We spent plenty and are struggling. We were talking about Liverpool though.
Have a good one Nick!
Have a good one Nick!
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Irrelevant. We spent plenty and are struggling. We were talking about Liverpool though.
Have a good one Nick!
Have a good one Nick!
You still spent it. Regardless of how you funded it. You should have something to show for it, or do you generally lash out vast sums in the hope of doing worse than the season before?
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You still spent it. Regardless of how you funded it. You should have something to show for it, or do you generally lash out vast sums in the hope of doing worse than the season before?
Massive compliment to Murphy though. Just send pictures of Murphy to potential striker signings instead of bridges from now on 😂
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Massive compliment to Murphy though. Just send pictures of Murphy to potential striker signings instead of bridges from now on 😂
If you need a Jacob Murphy we can sell you ours for £89m 😂
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you need a Jacob Murphy we can sell you ours for £89m 😂
They're saying Salah cannot cross a ball?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
They're saying Salah cannot cross a ball?
Yeah impressive is certainly beyond what I've seen.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yeah impressive is certainly beyond what I've seen.
He seemed quite promising the first few times I saw him, but he's just a spare Willock isn't he? Two half players to make up one! 😂
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
He seemed quite promising the first few times I saw him, but he's just a spare Willock isn't he? Two half players to make up one! 😂
You cannot criticise the club for a player getting injured, not Howe himself. By all means get stuck into his game management or the signings of Ramsay or Elanga, but Wissa? Howay man. Shearer instantly broke upon signing and he's far from the only one.
There's no crisis.
There's no crisis.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You cannot criticise the club for a player getting injured, not Howe himself. By all means get stuck into his game management or the signings of Ramsay or Elanga, but Wissa? Howay man. Shearer instantly broke upon signing and he's far from the only one.
There's no crisis.
There's no crisis.