ShortFatGuy
@shortfatguy.bsky.social
Am I still allowed to watch MSNow if I do NOT have Crohn’s Disease or ulcerative colitis?
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Am I still allowed to watch MSNow if I do NOT have Crohn’s Disease or ulcerative colitis?
Seriously, how do you “visibly” check for tears in one’s intestinal lining?!
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Seriously, how do you “visibly” check for tears in one’s intestinal lining?!
Funny how conservatives scream about how nothing should stop them bearing arms, now whine about bringing a gun to a protest.
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Funny how conservatives scream about how nothing should stop them bearing arms, now whine about bringing a gun to a protest.
Let them eat ballroom
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Let them eat ballroom
FAMOUS QUOTES: “Nothing bad could happen. It could only good happen.” — Dementia J. Trump (2025)
October 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
FAMOUS QUOTES: “Nothing bad could happen. It could only good happen.” — Dementia J. Trump (2025)
I hate that I’d have better luck signing into my own Apple accounts if i was some fricking black hat hacker.
October 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hate that I’d have better luck signing into my own Apple accounts if i was some fricking black hat hacker.
BREAKING NEWS: President and First Lady needed to be air lifted from stuck escalator.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
BREAKING NEWS: President and First Lady needed to be air lifted from stuck escalator.
BREAKING NEWS: Antifa declared a terrorist group, says a fa.
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Antifa declared a terrorist group, says a fa.
To err is Homan, to Foghorn is Leghorn.
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
To err is Homan, to Foghorn is Leghorn.
Now that Kimmel is returning, we should be able to cancel Trump now. It only seems fair. #canceltrump
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Now that Kimmel is returning, we should be able to cancel Trump now. It only seems fair. #canceltrump
You swore an oath to DEFEND the Constitution, not to crap on it on an hourly basis!
September 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You swore an oath to DEFEND the Constitution, not to crap on it on an hourly basis!
MSM: Discord! Discord! Discord!
Me: I think his rifle was more of a reason.
Me: I think his rifle was more of a reason.
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
MSM: Discord! Discord! Discord!
Me: I think his rifle was more of a reason.
Me: I think his rifle was more of a reason.
Breaking: the Department of War shall henceforth be known as the Department of Bang Bang Ptoo Ptoo.
September 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Breaking: the Department of War shall henceforth be known as the Department of Bang Bang Ptoo Ptoo.
Breaking: Trump now suing all mirrors for making him look like a fat, pale slob.
August 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Breaking: Trump now suing all mirrors for making him look like a fat, pale slob.
Firstly, fuck you for stealing the name palántir and, secondly, fuck you for not even learning how to pronounce it.
August 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Firstly, fuck you for stealing the name palántir and, secondly, fuck you for not even learning how to pronounce it.
I cannot believe how stupidly useless the USPS app is!
July 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I cannot believe how stupidly useless the USPS app is!
Why would you expect “transparency” from a man with eight different combovers and who spray-paints his face?!
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why would you expect “transparency” from a man with eight different combovers and who spray-paints his face?!
Hey, look over there. A talking asshole!
July 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey, look over there. A talking asshole!
And the latest impeachment starts in 5…4….
3…2….
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June 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And the latest impeachment starts in 5…4….
3…2….
3…2….
The riots in L.A. never would have happened if Trump was president!
June 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The riots in L.A. never would have happened if Trump was president!
Everything Trump wants is wrong. I have never been such a fan of the penny till just now.
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Everything Trump wants is wrong. I have never been such a fan of the penny till just now.
Why did you vote for him?! And then vote for him again?!
May 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Why did you vote for him?! And then vote for him again?!
Cheers and goodbye to George Wendy. My foamy godfather. —“Beer has a taste???”
May 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cheers and goodbye to George Wendy. My foamy godfather. —“Beer has a taste???”
No, @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com , Catholics do not “love” the image of you as Pope. We are disgusted by it, as we are you.
May 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No, @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com , Catholics do not “love” the image of you as Pope. We are disgusted by it, as we are you.
Trump’s pope image is so vile and offensive and stupid (like Trump is), he should be ashamed of such mockery. If only he knew what “shame” is. In short Trump is a scum-sucking fat-ass, and he should apologize before resigning. Disgusting.
May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump’s pope image is so vile and offensive and stupid (like Trump is), he should be ashamed of such mockery. If only he knew what “shame” is. In short Trump is a scum-sucking fat-ass, and he should apologize before resigning. Disgusting.