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ShortEye
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'Hey Alex, you know the great thing about television...if anything really important happens anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change channel.' NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
I have it on good authority that EH told him he needed to improve or face the 🪓.
Ramsdale does strike me as being a strong 5th defender. He plays high and seems to like to be involved, but Pope’s goal line reactions are phenomenal.
Who’d be a manager?!
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sad fact of life as a keeper is if you make a mistake, it usually ends up as a goal.
He made his mind up and didn’t change it, which I’d always prefer to hesitation, albeit it was the wrong choice!
I’d rather pile on Gordon for that chance before half time..! Missed the cross completely!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Doesn’t matter how fit or good you are, chasing possession for such a sustained period of time kills your legs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Save that and paste it again on Saturday!
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
To say nothing of an invisible scouser?! Outpaced and outran and out-barneted by a 36 year-old sporting a Michael Jackson Bad-era haircut!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nope!!!
That’s when having OCD actually comes into its own!
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I remember playing French Cricket at school.
Top order last night very reminiscent of my idiot classmates trying to spank a baldy tennis ball over Blaydon Bank using a tennis racket with about 9 strings in it!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’ve emailed the ECB for a sleep refund!
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I’ll see your 3 and raise you a day!
Pope driving at The Barrel did it for me. Awful, awful shot!
I’m sorry, but why, with 4 full days of play remaining, (and 🇦🇺 hobbled with 2 front line bowlers missing and the spinner’s hip hurting) do we dispense with solid defensive techniques and leaves! 🤬🤯
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I’m wondering if he’s currently on the phone to the airline begging for his money back?!
I’ve already called the ECB asking for a sleep refund….. Turns out they’re shut on a Saturday!
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Some bloke was on the BBC cricket live updates saying he was flying 4000 miles with a ticket for day 3, and he’s shitting the bed that he won’t even get a full session!! 🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I had it down as a Go-Ape style Fred Dibnah Themed Adventure Park!
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whilst balanced on your knee in the vehicle driver’s seat…! What could possibly go wrong?! 🙈
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You’ll be the only person in town serving cocktails in pint pots! 🙈🤣
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘We’re gonna need a bigger glass!!!’
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That Lewis Hall cameo was a game changer as well.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hats Off, she’s spot on!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Billy Connolly came up with his version.
‘The desire to be a politician in the first place should bar you for life from ever being one!’
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM