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i use this website to release the performative stupidity in my brain so i don't grow mold and collapse under the weight of :3
the deeper i get into the ai rabbit hole the more i think that if we didn't live in the 23rd circle of hell it would be good but literally every facet of it exacerbates some part of modern society that needs to be burnt to the ground
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
the deeper i get into the ai rabbit hole the more i think that if we didn't live in the 23rd circle of hell it would be good but literally every facet of it exacerbates some part of modern society that needs to be burnt to the ground
i'm increasingly discovering that life is friendslop
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i'm increasingly discovering that life is friendslop
w first battle of the rando
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
w first battle of the rando
i have the technical skill of a peanut with 4 left feet but do we catch the vibe
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i have the technical skill of a peanut with 4 left feet but do we catch the vibe
phenominal christmas gift
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
phenominal christmas gift
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HR 3492 has passed house. Call your senators now - a national ban on trans healthcare for youth is on the horizon. This WILL kill trans kids
hi, cis folks!
today, congress votes on 2 bills —HR498 & HR3492—one bans medicaid funds for providers of trans youth care; the other criminalizes that care, imposing penalties including jail.
either one passing destroys lives. we need you to call & tell your rep to vote no.
tap into the 🧵for more
today, congress votes on 2 bills —HR498 & HR3492—one bans medicaid funds for providers of trans youth care; the other criminalizes that care, imposing penalties including jail.
either one passing destroys lives. we need you to call & tell your rep to vote no.
tap into the 🧵for more
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
HR 3492 has passed house. Call your senators now - a national ban on trans healthcare for youth is on the horizon. This WILL kill trans kids
this salmon rota looks like a republican trying to get 2 people to stop doing queer in front of their child
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
this salmon rota looks like a republican trying to get 2 people to stop doing queer in front of their child
i shot the moon and it shot back
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i shot the moon and it shot back
bro whoever scripted the NA League cooked a little bit i think
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
bro whoever scripted the NA League cooked a little bit i think
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New call to action: subscribe so that I can be more popular than former British Prime Minister Lettuce Truss.
I wholeheartedly believe i can achieve this once Splatoon 4 starts happening
I wholeheartedly believe i can achieve this once Splatoon 4 starts happening
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
New call to action: subscribe so that I can be more popular than former British Prime Minister Lettuce Truss.
I wholeheartedly believe i can achieve this once Splatoon 4 starts happening
I wholeheartedly believe i can achieve this once Splatoon 4 starts happening
send help i'm listening to 3 div 8s talking about how bad top players are bc they don't play organised (these people have not played against good players in their lives)
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
send help i'm listening to 3 div 8s talking about how bad top players are bc they don't play organised (these people have not played against good players in their lives)
in this episode of "gen'ed images are going to make me crash out" can people stop telling the machine to make predatory fetish art of my goats and then posting it with no warning/tag/etc
like if ur gonna be a sex pest on main at least put ur back into it
like if ur gonna be a sex pest on main at least put ur back into it
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
in this episode of "gen'ed images are going to make me crash out" can people stop telling the machine to make predatory fetish art of my goats and then posting it with no warning/tag/etc
like if ur gonna be a sex pest on main at least put ur back into it
like if ur gonna be a sex pest on main at least put ur back into it
funni screenshot
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
funni screenshot
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im thinking miku miku oo ee oo
heard a hatsune miku song through a fortnite emote in the item shop and i really fw it what do i do
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
im thinking miku miku oo ee oo
chat how tf does bubble work
sometimes it just says "can't use!", sometimes it takes 97 years to use and sometimes it legit just explodes right after placing it
sometimes it just says "can't use!", sometimes it takes 97 years to use and sometimes it legit just explodes right after placing it
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
chat how tf does bubble work
sometimes it just says "can't use!", sometimes it takes 97 years to use and sometimes it legit just explodes right after placing it
sometimes it just says "can't use!", sometimes it takes 97 years to use and sometimes it legit just explodes right after placing it
decav is such a weird gun bc its so broken when you aren't making bad decisions but then the moment you fuck up like a little bit you get smited from the heavens and you have to hold that
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
decav is such a weird gun bc its so broken when you aren't making bad decisions but then the moment you fuck up like a little bit you get smited from the heavens and you have to hold that
decav really is a weapon in the video game huh
like the same people who designed tri-stringer and douser said "ye this is fine and fair actually"
like the same people who designed tri-stringer and douser said "ye this is fine and fair actually"
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
decav really is a weapon in the video game huh
like the same people who designed tri-stringer and douser said "ye this is fine and fair actually"
like the same people who designed tri-stringer and douser said "ye this is fine and fair actually"
first time i'e spoken to another person in like a week and its in fucking sendouq notes
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
first time i'e spoken to another person in like a week and its in fucking sendouq notes
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pokemon the game: hideous. awful. foul creature spawned from the deepest crevasses of greed
pokemon the idea: peak
pokemon the idea: peak
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
pokemon the game: hideous. awful. foul creature spawned from the deepest crevasses of greed
pokemon the idea: peak
pokemon the idea: peak
pretty hard medium demon
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
pretty hard medium demon
there's less reason to celebrate the birthday of a fictional person but among those reasons is that it's fun so omg brisket birthday (woah)
(also bc i told myself i would in like january 2023 and i forgot last year)
(also bc i told myself i would in like january 2023 and i forgot last year)
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
there's less reason to celebrate the birthday of a fictional person but among those reasons is that it's fun so omg brisket birthday (woah)
(also bc i told myself i would in like january 2023 and i forgot last year)
(also bc i told myself i would in like january 2023 and i forgot last year)
shoutout winter all my homies love winter
October 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
shoutout winter all my homies love winter