Shopgoblin
@shopgoblin.bsky.social
27 year old queer, mad at the world, would like a pizza. Currently back in school and living in a dystopian nightmare. Punk Rory Gilmore. They/she
It's so wild that we live in a post factual society, I hate it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It's so wild that we live in a post factual society, I hate it.
Therapy this week is going to be fun. It does feel like it's working but it also feels like nothing will ever stop the shitty thoughts.
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Therapy this week is going to be fun. It does feel like it's working but it also feels like nothing will ever stop the shitty thoughts.
Can someone just kill me? Everything is shit and I don't want to.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Can someone just kill me? Everything is shit and I don't want to.
Happy out of pocket max reset to everyone
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Happy out of pocket max reset to everyone
God I wish I lived in a real country that had high speed rail.
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
God I wish I lived in a real country that had high speed rail.
It is wild how much better taking the train is than flying.
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It is wild how much better taking the train is than flying.
A Dunkin donuts girl in a Tim Hortons world
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A Dunkin donuts girl in a Tim Hortons world
Non accredited clown college.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Non accredited clown college.
Sponsor me tape for a manicure.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sponsor me tape for a manicure.
Did some deep breathing exercises this morning followed by deep coughing exercises
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did some deep breathing exercises this morning followed by deep coughing exercises
It's wild that Michigan is going to tax weed to fund the roads and not just increase prices of gas via taxes to fund the roads. There will never be enough money to fix the roads as cars are really good at destroying them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's wild that Michigan is going to tax weed to fund the roads and not just increase prices of gas via taxes to fund the roads. There will never be enough money to fix the roads as cars are really good at destroying them.
Ah yes it's actually like a scary time to be queer in America. Also I looked at the news for some reason.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ah yes it's actually like a scary time to be queer in America. Also I looked at the news for some reason.
Went to a coffee shop to get two shots of espresso but their grinder was down so I've been working on a small coffee from 3 hours ago. I think tepid coffee keeps you honest
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Went to a coffee shop to get two shots of espresso but their grinder was down so I've been working on a small coffee from 3 hours ago. I think tepid coffee keeps you honest
ACAB means Robocop, Detroit
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ACAB means Robocop, Detroit
Kiss me at the RoboCop statue
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Kiss me at the RoboCop statue
My brain makes existence so difficult
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My brain makes existence so difficult
every time I think about money I want to die.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
every time I think about money I want to die.
See the only way for a fuck up like me any money I need to like sell a book or something.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
See the only way for a fuck up like me any money I need to like sell a book or something.
How the fuck do people afford to live?
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
How the fuck do people afford to live?
I just want to feel like I'm successfully treading water soon cause right now it feels like I'm drowning
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just want to feel like I'm successfully treading water soon cause right now it feels like I'm drowning
I am doing so bad right now and I think I need to fight god
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am doing so bad right now and I think I need to fight god
Having fun at this show but it's not refueling my hope for the future like shows did when I was younger.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Having fun at this show but it's not refueling my hope for the future like shows did when I was younger.
Love being in panic mode while a band is not playing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Love being in panic mode while a band is not playing.
Punk time is great
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Punk time is great
She stands sipping water at the venue. Knowing basically no one in the Detroit scene.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
She stands sipping water at the venue. Knowing basically no one in the Detroit scene.