CERDOCORP is a place I would work in a heartbeat.

I have an inappropriate crush on Pike's hair. I am not sure if it's a previously unknown kink or simply jealousy. I've not grown that much hair in my lifetime (56 yrs)

It's definitely not @cantantecerdo.bsky.social ...that man has a perfect beard that connects everywhere, like a flurry of Mike Tyson punches

I think there is a pretty strong public pressure campaign. Maybe not 18th century France strong...yet. If our vote gets taken away in 11 months, we may see.

2 words which should not be combined, vibrator and sharp

You are an amazing dog dad. You make me proud.

also the reason MAGA Mike closed Congress yesterday is because he knows that Cheeto was going to declare war, and if Congress ain't around, Congress isn't there to approve it...so he will just do it. Also, he will declare a national emergency and cancel the mid-terms. And we're all gonna sit & watch

its me...they are both me...its okay

Mrs. Good Ashley is a fervent member of the "Oh hell no! You do NOT fuck with my son! You'll wake up in a suitcase, missing a fucking leg, behind a warehouse in Manilla" club.

I am not sure I have ever met ANYONE who has as many "momma bears" as @pjcampbell.bsky.social does. That says a lot about him. He's gotta long line of people willing to kick a bitch in the nuts for him.

I started drawing cartoons at a young age and Don Martin was my first inspiration.

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