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britt
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My meat IS gargantuan and my dames ARE numerous || she/they/them ||
Yeah can u watch her while I’m at work
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THE CAT WAS STILL THERE WHEN I LEFT FOR WORK 😭 I put some more food out for her and I hope she’s there when I come back
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
WHERE
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
RADIO BY BERSHY ON REPEAT!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
had two days off and I’m back and ready to maim my incompetent coworkers already.

what do you mean I sent you an email with questions to get clarification on from a client COB Monday and you say “can I get a list of questions” and dont ask your supervisor or manager and just don’t do it
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Please god the presale sold out so fast
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
omg yeah ur like hella exposed cause of the kids, I’m so sorry 😭
I used to go out and see clients all the time but now I just sit at my desk so I guess my coworkers are just extra nasty…
But thank u!!! 🤍🤍
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dude there has been something going around. I also got hella sick with some sort of sinus/respiratory infection and I’m still coughing up nasty ass phlegm and it’s been over a week. I hope you feel better soon!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
We’re so back
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
16 full years… they survived it all…
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM