SH00B2000
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why honk shoe and not honk socks or like honk pajamas I ain't sleeping with shoes on they can't make me
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
why honk shoe and not honk socks or like honk pajamas I ain't sleeping with shoes on they can't make me
I depend on 2 things in this world: @googleballs.com and @quibi.bsky.social and if one of these two things is thrown out of balance I will collapse and never be seen by another human being again
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I depend on 2 things in this world: @googleballs.com and @quibi.bsky.social and if one of these two things is thrown out of balance I will collapse and never be seen by another human being again
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iran government falling tonight
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
iran government falling tonight
@quibi.bsky.social how many fingers am i holding up?
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
@quibi.bsky.social how many fingers am i holding up?
don't talk to me until I've had my cochlear implant
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
don't talk to me until I've had my cochlear implant
goober or bing bing for tonight? i feel like acting a little silly 😝
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
goober or bing bing for tonight? i feel like acting a little silly 😝
I will not shower this year mark my words
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I will not shower this year mark my words
chatgpt my son just crapped himself on the witness stand what do I do
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
chatgpt my son just crapped himself on the witness stand what do I do
new chuzzle high score #chuzzleisreal
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
new chuzzle high score #chuzzleisreal
chuzzle had the first sentient AI in video games
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
chuzzle had the first sentient AI in video games
guys i just beat my chuzzle high score (this is my first game)
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
guys i just beat my chuzzle high score (this is my first game)
we got chuzzle 3 before gta6...
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
we got chuzzle 3 before gta6...
I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz
chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,..
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,..
she hump on my back till I whale
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
she hump on my back till I whale
video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward.
list of things I do not give:
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
list of things I do not give:
Bluetooth meat device
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Bluetooth meat device
oink! (police officer costume)
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
oink! (police officer costume)
guys can we "hall of Fame" this one? I think I've hit it big
man: Mr. Acula your dog is looking quite pale.
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
guys can we "hall of Fame" this one? I think I've hit it big