shoelessmoron
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don’t mistake a lack of talent for genius
Should have those NBA All Stars out on cross country skis if you want anyone to care about them.
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Should have those NBA All Stars out on cross country skis if you want anyone to care about them.
TIL curling has something called the hog line. I’m going to misuse the shit out of that term for the next couple weeks.
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
TIL curling has something called the hog line. I’m going to misuse the shit out of that term for the next couple weeks.
I’m surprised someone in trumps cabinet hasn’t managed to earn a Darwin Award yet.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I’m surprised someone in trumps cabinet hasn’t managed to earn a Darwin Award yet.
From shutting down a city’s airspace for 10 days, sort of, kind of not really, please forget we did that to losing their cool trying to keep their lying and obfuscating straight about a pedophile ring cover up, the administration really showed us who they are today.
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
From shutting down a city’s airspace for 10 days, sort of, kind of not really, please forget we did that to losing their cool trying to keep their lying and obfuscating straight about a pedophile ring cover up, the administration really showed us who they are today.
If you’re not going to get naked don’t waste our time with some half assed “streaking”
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you’re not going to get naked don’t waste our time with some half assed “streaking”
No cat team, no watch. I do however hope the Seahawks kick the shit out of the team from Massachusetts.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
No cat team, no watch. I do however hope the Seahawks kick the shit out of the team from Massachusetts.
Maga is such a bunch of assholes, they took the Puppy Bowl’s space.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Maga is such a bunch of assholes, they took the Puppy Bowl’s space.
America has a crippling shortage of dudes wearing ties and short sleeve button up shirts.
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
America has a crippling shortage of dudes wearing ties and short sleeve button up shirts.
Bezos could have just put the Post up on the site with a buy it now button and I would have restarted my prime to buy it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Bezos could have just put the Post up on the site with a buy it now button and I would have restarted my prime to buy it.
My reward for going to the township trustees meeting tonight was hearing the saga of the current indigent burial payment fight with a neighboring township after voicing my opinion on trash, zoning and other things.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
My reward for going to the township trustees meeting tonight was hearing the saga of the current indigent burial payment fight with a neighboring township after voicing my opinion on trash, zoning and other things.
The Real Housewife of Washington DC has started another unnecessary, time wasting, money squandering, ego boosting redecorating project instead of not shitting himself at press events.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The Real Housewife of Washington DC has started another unnecessary, time wasting, money squandering, ego boosting redecorating project instead of not shitting himself at press events.
Imagine if one of these “news” organizations actually took the time to explain everything going on with Epstein to the public in a frank, digestible manner?
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Imagine if one of these “news” organizations actually took the time to explain everything going on with Epstein to the public in a frank, digestible manner?
In good news, sober skateboarding Bam talking about skateboarding is pretty fun.
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
In good news, sober skateboarding Bam talking about skateboarding is pretty fun.
“Oh no, Vance will still be around”
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
“Oh no, Vance will still be around”
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Let’s see how fast congress can regrow its spine…
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Let’s see how fast congress can regrow its spine…
Bovino is one board in a whole rotten deck. It’s a total tear out job or the rot will come back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bovino is one board in a whole rotten deck. It’s a total tear out job or the rot will come back.
Did these fucksticks really think Americans would be cool with armed, masked, unidentified, undisciplined yahoos running around their neighborhoods? Are they really serious thinking you’d have to be paid to be against that?
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Did these fucksticks really think Americans would be cool with armed, masked, unidentified, undisciplined yahoos running around their neighborhoods? Are they really serious thinking you’d have to be paid to be against that?
The street was plowed nicer and more often than usual today. Turns out it was a neighbor doing it on his way back to his house to get more coffee, not the township.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The street was plowed nicer and more often than usual today. Turns out it was a neighbor doing it on his way back to his house to get more coffee, not the township.
The pink coat video is so fucking damning. Start preparing your castle.
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The pink coat video is so fucking damning. Start preparing your castle.
Bake the Snow Away
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Bake the Snow Away
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
I’m going to set up a gofundme for a boob job and use the money to buy a Subaru instead of
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m going to set up a gofundme for a boob job and use the money to buy a Subaru instead of
After seeing these new baseball salaries this week, thinking about using ai to convince a big market team I’m a 25 year old rf that hits .270 with power and low strikeouts.
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
After seeing these new baseball salaries this week, thinking about using ai to convince a big market team I’m a 25 year old rf that hits .270 with power and low strikeouts.
Zac Taylor is now the king of the afc north
Lord have mercy on all our souls
Lord have mercy on all our souls
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Zac Taylor is now the king of the afc north
Lord have mercy on all our souls
Lord have mercy on all our souls
So awesome that the only times I’ve been non weather worried about an overnight cross state trip has been this iteration of government.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So awesome that the only times I’ve been non weather worried about an overnight cross state trip has been this iteration of government.
So, for a blizzard you stock up on bread and milk, what do you do for a complete governmental collapse into a dictatorship? Gin and doritos?
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So, for a blizzard you stock up on bread and milk, what do you do for a complete governmental collapse into a dictatorship? Gin and doritos?