Dave Knowles
@shockeh.com
Not as nice as initially expected, but does get better over time. I don't get it either.
In gaming circles, I'm 'Shockeh' - I probably should have worked there but InfoSec paid better.
In gaming circles, I'm 'Shockeh' - I probably should have worked there but InfoSec paid better.
Biscuits! It’s only world’s greatest Dad Bandit!
(Literally just walked up to him, said you’re the spit of Dave McCormack, he said ‘yeah cos I am’) 😂
(Literally just walked up to him, said you’re the spit of Dave McCormack, he said ‘yeah cos I am’) 😂
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Biscuits! It’s only world’s greatest Dad Bandit!
(Literally just walked up to him, said you’re the spit of Dave McCormack, he said ‘yeah cos I am’) 😂
(Literally just walked up to him, said you’re the spit of Dave McCormack, he said ‘yeah cos I am’) 😂
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think old England's done?
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think old England's done?
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think old England's done?
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Donald,
If you think old England's done?
On one of the Something Awful Discords, a story in two parts.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
On one of the Something Awful Discords, a story in two parts.
The Whitsundays are… well, they’re really something. You never believe the hype about a place, but they manage to meet the hype and then some!
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Whitsundays are… well, they’re really something. You never believe the hype about a place, but they manage to meet the hype and then some!
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
Just… mind boggling natural beauty.
Literally every convicted felon in the world, serving and finished, who ever had a sentence longer than this...
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Literally every convicted felon in the world, serving and finished, who ever had a sentence longer than this...
You thought all those 80s Mums collected spoons for no reason?
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You thought all those 80s Mums collected spoons for no reason?
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
September 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Agree on 'only one?', but my obvious submission:
September 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Agree on 'only one?', but my obvious submission:
August 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm late to this one, but, hear me out.
August 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm late to this one, but, hear me out.
On the fob of the loan car I’ve got whilst it’s in the garage.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
On the fob of the loan car I’ve got whilst it’s in the garage.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant.
High five Kat - when my daughter was born, I wanted her to have her own Hobbes, which I got stitched off Etsy. She’s 10 now, and he’s still her most treasured teddy bear.
July 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
High five Kat - when my daughter was born, I wanted her to have her own Hobbes, which I got stitched off Etsy. She’s 10 now, and he’s still her most treasured teddy bear.
@supergiantgames.bsky.social Can we get some wallpapers (particularly Ultrawide!) featuring some of the art, in particular the new pieces? It's amazing!
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
@supergiantgames.bsky.social Can we get some wallpapers (particularly Ultrawide!) featuring some of the art, in particular the new pieces? It's amazing!
There's not many times I'll fully laugh out loud for real whilst browsing, but this particular Internet Ouroboros managed it.
June 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There's not many times I'll fully laugh out loud for real whilst browsing, but this particular Internet Ouroboros managed it.
May 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
1. Very much team Nathan.
2. Hoisted by his own petard!
2. Hoisted by his own petard!
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
1. Very much team Nathan.
2. Hoisted by his own petard!
2. Hoisted by his own petard!
I mean, look at it. This is some weapons grade 70's Ralph Mcquarrie concept art on display, and I am HERE for it.
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I mean, look at it. This is some weapons grade 70's Ralph Mcquarrie concept art on display, and I am HERE for it.
@rossignol.bsky.social - On our local RPG Discord - I'm going to do my best to not be upset we're not mutuals, whilst Mark is.
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@rossignol.bsky.social - On our local RPG Discord - I'm going to do my best to not be upset we're not mutuals, whilst Mark is.
Kindred moment - Genuinely a bit of an awakening moment for a young Dave Knowles.
April 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kindred moment - Genuinely a bit of an awakening moment for a young Dave Knowles.
I am now receiving, I kid you not, a PowerPoint presentation from my 10 year old on ‘things I want but I don’t need’
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I am now receiving, I kid you not, a PowerPoint presentation from my 10 year old on ‘things I want but I don’t need’
So Activision, you're saying, yourselves, that the aim assist in your game is so egregious, that 60% of _ALL REPORTS YOU RECEIVE_ are made by people saying pad aim looks like an aimbot.
And you don't think this is an issue you should maybe address?
#CallOfDuty #Warzone #Gaming
And you don't think this is an issue you should maybe address?
#CallOfDuty #Warzone #Gaming
March 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So Activision, you're saying, yourselves, that the aim assist in your game is so egregious, that 60% of _ALL REPORTS YOU RECEIVE_ are made by people saying pad aim looks like an aimbot.
And you don't think this is an issue you should maybe address?
#CallOfDuty #Warzone #Gaming
And you don't think this is an issue you should maybe address?
#CallOfDuty #Warzone #Gaming
Knocking out that 10,000 word whitepaper I'm releasing in a week.
March 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Knocking out that 10,000 word whitepaper I'm releasing in a week.
Imagine operating a nuclear armed country, and still being like 'Don't worry guys I'll speed dial my invisible sky wizard buddy to ensure everything goes well'
You want the moral certainty a deity gives you? Cool. You do you. But when you think it genuinely influences military action? Wild.
You want the moral certainty a deity gives you? Cool. You do you. But when you think it genuinely influences military action? Wild.
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Imagine operating a nuclear armed country, and still being like 'Don't worry guys I'll speed dial my invisible sky wizard buddy to ensure everything goes well'
You want the moral certainty a deity gives you? Cool. You do you. But when you think it genuinely influences military action? Wild.
You want the moral certainty a deity gives you? Cool. You do you. But when you think it genuinely influences military action? Wild.