Shnoork
@shnoork.bsky.social
Just a normal guy who writes books and short stories about navigating our capitalist hellscape
It's so easy to underestimate how weak the roof of your mouth is to pretzel type damage
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It's so easy to underestimate how weak the roof of your mouth is to pretzel type damage
The fact that Americans will witness any major event and the first thing they do is rush to their keyboard to make their stupid little jokes is proof enough that theirs is a country that cannot be saved
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The fact that Americans will witness any major event and the first thing they do is rush to their keyboard to make their stupid little jokes is proof enough that theirs is a country that cannot be saved
I have an adult job now and I finally get it. You bust your ass to have everything done for the Christmas holiday, you take your break, then you get back to work in January and that's it, it's a NEW YEAR. You only get a New Year if you work in the right kind of job, otherwise it's just Tuesday
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have an adult job now and I finally get it. You bust your ass to have everything done for the Christmas holiday, you take your break, then you get back to work in January and that's it, it's a NEW YEAR. You only get a New Year if you work in the right kind of job, otherwise it's just Tuesday
I think womens fashion needs to take a step back. The first person to take the sex out of sexy is going to start a revolution and I need to be there for it, we're gonna see the most beautiful women in history
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think womens fashion needs to take a step back. The first person to take the sex out of sexy is going to start a revolution and I need to be there for it, we're gonna see the most beautiful women in history
If I say I don't know how Doordash works in my dating profile, is that a red flag or a green flag? (I cook all my own meals)
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I say I don't know how Doordash works in my dating profile, is that a red flag or a green flag? (I cook all my own meals)
My roommate has been meal prepping in the morning before work and he keeps setting off the fire alarm at like, 8:30 am. Turns out he's been blasting his beautiful juicy steaks at 475 in the oven...
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My roommate has been meal prepping in the morning before work and he keeps setting off the fire alarm at like, 8:30 am. Turns out he's been blasting his beautiful juicy steaks at 475 in the oven...
When I visit my aunt everybody makes fun of me for making sandwiches like Scooby Doo but they haven't even seen me hit a double decker yet
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When I visit my aunt everybody makes fun of me for making sandwiches like Scooby Doo but they haven't even seen me hit a double decker yet
Born again Christians are funny cuz it's basically like choosing to believe in Santa at the age of 42. You're telling me there's a guy who watches and judges me all the time? And he has a list of people who have been naughty and nice? How compelling
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Born again Christians are funny cuz it's basically like choosing to believe in Santa at the age of 42. You're telling me there's a guy who watches and judges me all the time? And he has a list of people who have been naughty and nice? How compelling
Made a rich, creamy seafood chowder tonight with the most tender bits of squid you've ever seen
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Made a rich, creamy seafood chowder tonight with the most tender bits of squid you've ever seen
I only just learned there was a new season of Rick and Morty this year and I'm shocked at the absolute radio silence. They used to market that show so hard, you'd see clips all the time and people referencing the jokes. This show fell off HARD
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I only just learned there was a new season of Rick and Morty this year and I'm shocked at the absolute radio silence. They used to market that show so hard, you'd see clips all the time and people referencing the jokes. This show fell off HARD
This is kind of wild, I basically do homework as a job and it's WAY easier than I remember
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is kind of wild, I basically do homework as a job and it's WAY easier than I remember
Told my brother today that they invented the buster sword during the Russian revolution so they could carry out executions at a rapid pace and he said wait a minute, I studied the Russian revolution, that's a lie. Vladimir Lenin did NOT do the omnislash on Tsar Nicholas II
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Told my brother today that they invented the buster sword during the Russian revolution so they could carry out executions at a rapid pace and he said wait a minute, I studied the Russian revolution, that's a lie. Vladimir Lenin did NOT do the omnislash on Tsar Nicholas II
Having a 9-5 has taught me the true meaning of it's so over, we're so back
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Having a 9-5 has taught me the true meaning of it's so over, we're so back
Spotify wrapped is fun and quirky but Youtube wrapped feels like getting your stalkers surveillance history on you
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Spotify wrapped is fun and quirky but Youtube wrapped feels like getting your stalkers surveillance history on you
Feel like I'm getting closer to deleting social media from my phone and becoming a desktop scroller like my ancestors. When it's not on your phone, you kinda realize how boring it is, it just feels like a waste of time
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Feel like I'm getting closer to deleting social media from my phone and becoming a desktop scroller like my ancestors. When it's not on your phone, you kinda realize how boring it is, it just feels like a waste of time
The fashion crisis we have today where everyone wears boring jeans and a t shirt would be completely solved if we just independently chose 1 special interest aesthetic to style around. You choose robot or zebra or the solar system and then that's your whole wardrobe. Do it you cowards, I DARE you
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The fashion crisis we have today where everyone wears boring jeans and a t shirt would be completely solved if we just independently chose 1 special interest aesthetic to style around. You choose robot or zebra or the solar system and then that's your whole wardrobe. Do it you cowards, I DARE you
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
My roommate is a classic tech bro, he loves his smart home devices. You can imagine I found it really funny when he got home from work tonight and I heard him very wearily beg Siri to turn his lights on 4 times in a row. Like bro you have a LIGHT SWITCH
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My roommate is a classic tech bro, he loves his smart home devices. You can imagine I found it really funny when he got home from work tonight and I heard him very wearily beg Siri to turn his lights on 4 times in a row. Like bro you have a LIGHT SWITCH
I love Dr. Ally Louks so much. Now when I meet girls I can say did you know some people can smell ants and either it'll be a swing and a miss or I'll meet the love of my life. Thank you Dr. Ally Louks, you've done it again
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love Dr. Ally Louks so much. Now when I meet girls I can say did you know some people can smell ants and either it'll be a swing and a miss or I'll meet the love of my life. Thank you Dr. Ally Louks, you've done it again
Some of these nerds will really say "You gotta watch this it's my favourite anime of all time" and the show consists of fight scenes where the bad guy lays out a long list of rules and stipulations that you must follow when fighting them and then they *technically* fight (only between monologues)
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some of these nerds will really say "You gotta watch this it's my favourite anime of all time" and the show consists of fight scenes where the bad guy lays out a long list of rules and stipulations that you must follow when fighting them and then they *technically* fight (only between monologues)
It's immoral to feed somebody else's work to ai but what if we forced Chat GPT to consume the entire history of Chris Chan using the Ludovico technique
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's immoral to feed somebody else's work to ai but what if we forced Chat GPT to consume the entire history of Chris Chan using the Ludovico technique
I don't think I've seen anyone ask this question before but what exactly does more data centers do for them? What does it accomplish? How does more computing power improve the product, exactly?
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don't think I've seen anyone ask this question before but what exactly does more data centers do for them? What does it accomplish? How does more computing power improve the product, exactly?
We need more sweet fucking organ music in videogames, that shit did NOT deserve to be left behind in the 90s
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need more sweet fucking organ music in videogames, that shit did NOT deserve to be left behind in the 90s
When you think about it, it would actually be really, really funny if they were right all along and there really ARE books that turn you gay. Imagine you have like a 40 second clip saved and whenever you show it to someone on your phone it turn them gay
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When you think about it, it would actually be really, really funny if they were right all along and there really ARE books that turn you gay. Imagine you have like a 40 second clip saved and whenever you show it to someone on your phone it turn them gay
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution