Good news: I believe I avoided pictures! At least, I avoided being personally identified in any pictures, and that’s close enough.

Wearing a t-shirt that says “no pictures” feels like I’d be inviting more pictures.

I’ve tried pleading looks in past years. No luck.

Dying so bad I can’t spell, apparently. Couldn’t wait to get home and cool off before telling people how out of shape I am.

And if I *am* doing 16-minute miles, does that include the 5-minute warm-up and cool-down? Because that feels unfair. And not indicative of my running capability.

I honestly don’t understand how those stats work. I wasn’t doing 9-minute miles. Oh, wait, was I doing 16-minute miles? Well *that* could be clearer…

I wish the app offered a map that didn’t show street names and local shops. Seems kind of problematic

I mean, what must the elves running the app think I’m doing?