Catch me pleading with a silent and apathetic god for reprieve but instead receiving the unsolicited gift of being wrung out like a shamwow

I'm actually so here for free self published works, I just went on a downloading spree yesterday and this is going right in the library

Also, are your loved ones having big life events long distances away from you? Take comfort in the knowledge that even if you did master your mental illness, you’ll never have the funds to make the trip!

oh man I love this, how clever!

YES 😂

I'm so fucking close to just asking everyone to mail me letters and I'm so serious

I think about this joke every single time I ride an escalator