Shitpostotter AD
@shitpostotterad.bsky.social
33/M/Gay/Taken
AD account of your favorite foul-mouthed river otter.
Adult Content Ahead. 100% NSFW, Minors Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 🔞
AD account of your favorite foul-mouthed river otter.
Adult Content Ahead. 100% NSFW, Minors Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 🔞
Just woke up to an absolutely RAGING boner
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Just woke up to an absolutely RAGING boner
The horny shitposting will continue until morale improves
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The horny shitposting will continue until morale improves
Reminder that V Day is a month away 🦦
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Reminder that V Day is a month away 🦦
Presented without context 🍑 🦅
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Presented without context 🍑 🦅
Reposted by Shitpostotter AD
Will Kingston remember the deal he signed last night?~
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Will Kingston remember the deal he signed last night?~
Reposted by Shitpostotter AD
a knight's vow is to bottom
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
a knight's vow is to bottom
Reposted by Shitpostotter AD
Your daily dose of dog and cat!
June 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Your daily dose of dog and cat!
I also need to be grabbed inappropriately 🦦
i need to be grabbed inappropriately
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I also need to be grabbed inappropriately 🦦
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
For my next trick, I’m gonna make this hossy disappear 🪄 🐴 🦦 🍑
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
For my next trick, I’m gonna make this hossy disappear 🪄 🐴 🦦 🍑
*HUFF* Absolutely stealing this move for later use 🥵 💦 🍆
This hung buck yanked my collar and shouted “I’m going to take care of this big puppy” in front of the entire party. He pulled my collar and dragged me upstairs to his bedroom, closing the door behind us.
@r0rek.bsky.social
@r0rek.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
*HUFF* Absolutely stealing this move for later use 🥵 💦 🍆
The unbridled urge to get really into my dommy side and yell at you for not holding the flashlight steady
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The unbridled urge to get really into my dommy side and yell at you for not holding the flashlight steady
Be a good boy and bring Daddy a rocks glass, would ya champ? 🦦
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Be a good boy and bring Daddy a rocks glass, would ya champ? 🦦
Sleepy-horny is such a weird feeling. Like yes I wanna rearrange your insides but let’s spoon and do it 🦦 💭 🍆 💤
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Sleepy-horny is such a weird feeling. Like yes I wanna rearrange your insides but let’s spoon and do it 🦦 💭 🍆 💤
Squatted too deep, ass sore now.
Send butt pats 🍑
Send butt pats 🍑
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Squatted too deep, ass sore now.
Send butt pats 🍑
Send butt pats 🍑
Gym’s pretty empty today.
We could totally clean up together if you want~ 🦦 🚿 💦 🍑
We could totally clean up together if you want~ 🦦 🚿 💦 🍑
January 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Gym’s pretty empty today.
We could totally clean up together if you want~ 🦦 🚿 💦 🍑
We could totally clean up together if you want~ 🦦 🚿 💦 🍑
Christmas came a little late, but don’t worry…
my Yule Log still tastes just fine~
my Yule Log still tastes just fine~
January 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Christmas came a little late, but don’t worry…
my Yule Log still tastes just fine~
my Yule Log still tastes just fine~
Brother please move out of the Smith Machine, you can do BOR’s with like six other pieces of equipment and daddy needs to work in some heavyweight hip thrusts 🦦 💭
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Brother please move out of the Smith Machine, you can do BOR’s with like six other pieces of equipment and daddy needs to work in some heavyweight hip thrusts 🦦 💭
Lowkey want to have this put on a shirt so I can wear it to cons 🍆 💦 🍩
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Lowkey want to have this put on a shirt so I can wear it to cons 🍆 💦 🍩
I have a hot, sloppy load with your name on it, pup~ 🦦😈🍆💦🌶️
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have a hot, sloppy load with your name on it, pup~ 🦦😈🍆💦🌶️
A wild rudderbutt appears in your gym’s locker room!
What do you do with him? 🦦 🍑 💦
What do you do with him? 🦦 🍑 💦
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A wild rudderbutt appears in your gym’s locker room!
What do you do with him? 🦦 🍑 💦
What do you do with him? 🦦 🍑 💦
How your email finds me 🦦 🍆
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
How your email finds me 🦦 🍆
The urge to drop trow and take the edge off this thing right here and now is *STRONG* but I’m on camera at the gym
What’s a pent, pumped otter to do? 🥵 🍆 🦦
What’s a pent, pumped otter to do? 🥵 🍆 🦦
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The urge to drop trow and take the edge off this thing right here and now is *STRONG* but I’m on camera at the gym
What’s a pent, pumped otter to do? 🥵 🍆 🦦
What’s a pent, pumped otter to do? 🥵 🍆 🦦
Anybody got experience with ah….bedroom swings? Currently looking but I’m a first time buyer.
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Anybody got experience with ah….bedroom swings? Currently looking but I’m a first time buyer.