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I am so swollen all over my body is covered in sores I can't stop eating dirt and lint god hates me
Everyone keeps posting about how trump is a draft dodger but that's like... The one cool thing he has ever done?
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Everyone keeps posting about how trump is a draft dodger but that's like... The one cool thing he has ever done?
Reading Democrat messaging on ICE is like seeing Cthulu. Your mind just melts and you go insane as you try to figure out what is going on or who this is for.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Reading Democrat messaging on ICE is like seeing Cthulu. Your mind just melts and you go insane as you try to figure out what is going on or who this is for.
The labeler that tags accounts that post more than 50 times a day is the most useful thing on here. Really rips the mask off how many people are out there posting instead of hugging their kids or whatever
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The labeler that tags accounts that post more than 50 times a day is the most useful thing on here. Really rips the mask off how many people are out there posting instead of hugging their kids or whatever
This is 100 percent correct
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This is 100 percent correct
Please don't use violence to protest against fascism you might hurt a fascist!
I stand with every protester who is protesting against government, oppression, violence, illegal deportations, war, misogynia, human rights, fascism, dictatorship etc. Please don't use violence.
I just learned that Iran has cut connections to the world and that means bad news. To the people.
I just learned that Iran has cut connections to the world and that means bad news. To the people.
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Please don't use violence to protest against fascism you might hurt a fascist!
If I got stuck in an elevator I would instantly kill myself that thing stops moving and doors don't open in four seconds I'm already talking to st peter
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If I got stuck in an elevator I would instantly kill myself that thing stops moving and doors don't open in four seconds I'm already talking to st peter
If you don't speed when you pull up to a red light all the other cars make fun of your car
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you don't speed when you pull up to a red light all the other cars make fun of your car
Listen man all I'm saying is I think we all agree on what has to be done with every single ICE pig
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Listen man all I'm saying is I think we all agree on what has to be done with every single ICE pig
Just realized there is a non zero chance dubstep makes a comeback in my lifetime and shuddered
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Just realized there is a non zero chance dubstep makes a comeback in my lifetime and shuddered
Yeah they stopped making every single one of those genres in 1998.
Dumbass
Dumbass
you know why 90's music was so awesome? Because there was so much of it that was unique and all of it was done well. Rock, Hip Hop, R&B, Country, Alternative, Punk, Ska, Swing/Big Band....like hits everywhere in every genre and they were all different...the variety we had in the 90's was unmatched
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Yeah they stopped making every single one of those genres in 1998.
Dumbass
Dumbass
Damn looks like a bunch of people resolved to be annoying dorks online in 2026 hate to see it
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Damn looks like a bunch of people resolved to be annoying dorks online in 2026 hate to see it
Oeuf is spelled how a french dog would bark
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Oeuf is spelled how a french dog would bark
My danish grandpa keeps gifting me clogs and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate him
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My danish grandpa keeps gifting me clogs and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate him
There's three fluid types: water coke and milk. It's high time for a fourth. No non newtonian BULLSHIT either
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There's three fluid types: water coke and milk. It's high time for a fourth. No non newtonian BULLSHIT either
If I saw one of those food delivery robots I would open it up and take a big crap inside
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I saw one of those food delivery robots I would open it up and take a big crap inside
Sitting on a steel girder 370 feet in the air giddily opening up my bento box and beginning to eat my rice ball as all the other guys pointedly ignore me
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sitting on a steel girder 370 feet in the air giddily opening up my bento box and beginning to eat my rice ball as all the other guys pointedly ignore me
I demand respect from my homies
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I demand respect from my homies
I am wearing a crazy type of new hat previously unknown to man
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I am wearing a crazy type of new hat previously unknown to man
Rosa parks no she doesn't she was on the dang bus
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Rosa parks no she doesn't she was on the dang bus
You know I am posting ai pictures of trump as a chicken and am weirdly emotionally invested in Ukraine and you better believe my diaper is full and I drool when I talk
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You know I am posting ai pictures of trump as a chicken and am weirdly emotionally invested in Ukraine and you better believe my diaper is full and I drool when I talk
Yoda's penis would just look like an old man's penis dyed green. ET's penis on the other hand would be truly unrecognizable to us.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Yoda's penis would just look like an old man's penis dyed green. ET's penis on the other hand would be truly unrecognizable to us.
Food pyramid can't stop me from giving myself diarrhea by eating 13 honey garlic pepperoni sticks
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Food pyramid can't stop me from giving myself diarrhea by eating 13 honey garlic pepperoni sticks
AI user should be thrown into a swimming pool filled with barbed wire
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
AI user should be thrown into a swimming pool filled with barbed wire
Economy is so dang bad John Daly is now John Weekly
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Economy is so dang bad John Daly is now John Weekly
I keep bopping my oafish stooges on the head and then ashing my cigar on the quickly rising lump that forms but they never seem to learn
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I keep bopping my oafish stooges on the head and then ashing my cigar on the quickly rising lump that forms but they never seem to learn