New Englander here. Depends on what I'm in the mood for:

Domino's: pasta breadbowl, and the pan pizza is passable.

Papa John's: very meh crust, but the garlic sauce is clutch.

Pizza Hut: my "eh, sure" regular pick. Never the best but rarely a bad choice.

Little Caesars: CRAZY BREAD! Pizza no.

I need a "dislike" button to acknowledge your effort, but still express my severe displeasure from reading that.
*grumpgrumpgrump*

As both an IT pro and a casual writer, this gives me the uncontrollable urge to quietly cross the street and avert eye contact.

You do you, boo, but If I ever see any of my users doing this I'm coming after you, sir.

Dat alt text tho…

I've seen a trend of commercial-style restroom (sideways) dispensers being installed in regular homes, and those are that size. Still, I can't imagine they're nice to use…

Something something ANE room party…

I mean, that does kinda sound like one of Ba'al's evil overlord schemes…

Jack would be a (fennec?) fox, Sam is probably a Lynx or Puma, Daniel strikes me as a rabbit, and Teal'c would be something big and burly, like a grizzly or bull or moose. I'll go with Canadian moose.

Hehehe, sure, we'll go with "good boy". That's adorable.

I think it's hilarious that you think you're allowed to be *out* of diapers. Our poor carpet can't handle you without protection!

You are perfectly capable of doing that all on your own, little troublemaker.

Huh. "Irresistible aura" is a weird way to spell "incalculable stink".