"We gotta stop these strikers! No homo tho I'm not wearing socks"

He might have just had his eyebrows done. He has a unibrow, so it would grow back in a few days. After a bit of running from the cops, I wouldn't expect him to be well groomed. And the skin color difference is just lighting. I think he's the guy, unfortunately.

I have evidence that it's not him but I'm not gonna say so I think it's better just to let him go

Guys don't look he's really shy

I'm just happy I finally have news I can trust!

I do!

This is a bit he does often btw. His entire feed is just "the Greeks understood the value of micro penises" which I just think is so incredibly funny.

What is the asparagus pee smell