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I put Lola's heating pad in her bed instead of on the couch, and now she's in gooey, squishy heated heaven.
Small fluffy white dog laying on top of a gray blanket in a dog bed. The dog is covered in a pink blanket with flowers in it and looks like she's about to fall asleep.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Terrifying cartoon furby screaming endlessly. It has long, pointed teeth, claws, and ears. It's white fuzzy skin is covered in nipples and warts, and it's blue eyes are distant and unseeing as it screeches into the void.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The cutest thing Lola does is snuggle her own little feet while she's sleeping.
Front view of a small white dog passed out on a couch. The dogs fur is super fluffy and scrumpled from sleeping. She has one arm wrapped around the other three legs, as though she's keeping them safe. Little scruffy white dog with curly fur is sleeping on a couch. The dog is snuggle together so one paw is holding onto her other three feet, holding them close to her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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This article makes me so mad, I can barely speak. No, I will NOT be linking to it or the bill mentioned in the article. They're just MAGA propaganda.

We've already discussed how worthless Joni Ernst is as a senator before, so we won't even revisit that topic.

Let's talk about the RMP, though. 🧵
Article headline and summary that says: Blue States blasted for funneling millions of SNAP cash for fast food meals. Senator Joni Ernst introduces McSCUSE ME Act to reel in a SNAP program providing hundreds of millions of dollars in fast food options.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Small fluffy white dog laying in a human bed. The dog is tucked under the covers and resting her head on a small yellow pillow. She looks very relaxed.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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On November 14, 1891, Sir Frederick Banting was born. He discovered insulin in 1921 and effectively made diabetes a treatable disease, when it was previously a death sentence. He sold the patent for insulin for $3 saying "insulin does not belong to me, it belongs to the world."
White background with light blue and black text that says "world diabetes day. 14 November." In the center of the picture is a light blue ring representing world diabetes day.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Same
Small white, fluffy dog wrapped up in a blanket with her head lying on a pillow. She is very relaxed and ready to fall asleep.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Went through 6 weeks of @effinbirds.com daily calendar that I missed while off. How do these birds predict the future so well?

Theydies and gentlethems, I present to you my three favorites:

-October 1 (the day the shutdown began)
-October 22
-October 24

Absolute perfection. 🤌
Three daily tear away calendar pages from the Effin Birds daily calendar. Wednesday, October 1: a large gray bird with a long slender neck is sitting down on the ground while saying "I guess it's time to stop giving a fuck again." Wednesday, October 22: small black bird with a long, pointy black beak and white face saying "at least we're witnessing historically significant horseshit." Friday, October 24: a black goose is looking down at the ground while flying high above and says "I'd be lying if I said I had seen dumber shit."
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Bit clingy today
Small fluffy white dog laying on her owner's face and chest. The dog is flopped lazily while falling asleep, and her owner is staring directly at her while struggling to breathe through all the fur.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Lola, who turned 15 a couple weeks ago, has little bee pajamas and a matching bee diaper.
Small white dog is laying comfortably on a big colorful bed. The dog has fluffy, curly hair and is wearing light blue pajamas with yellow and black bees on them.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Lola licked her butt all day.
Small fluffy white dog laying on a couch. She is wearing an orange and black Halloween dress that says "BOO!". The dog is curled in an awkward circle with her head next to her own butt, licking it. Small, fluffy white dog wearing a black and orange frilly Halloween dress. She is laying on a couch next to her owner and licking her lips. Little white dog with a long fluffy tail standing next to a computer desk. The dog is wearing a fluffy black and orange Halloween dress, and she is staring off camera.
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Me: Lola, were you licking your butt again?

Lola:
Small fluffy white dog with a black nose and black eyes is laying on a couch. She is sheepishly looking off camera in a very suspicious side eye. She has a guilty appearance.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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How...?
Dark brown fresh bread. One slice has been cut off the end, and the outside (crust) of the bread is dark purple. The inside is also an odd dark brown-pruple color. Close up of the lumpy crust of a dark brown bread. The crust has a strange purple hue to it. Close up of the inside of dark brown bread. It looks soft and fluffy, but it has an odd dark purple color all the way around the edge of the bread.
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Anyone know who this is on Instagram? They've asked to follow me a couple times, but their posts don't help identify them.
Instagram profile for Bobby bee 814. Their bio just says "mythical unicorn of generations". Their profile picture is a close up up a blue eyeball.
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Take a break from scrolling and tell Lola happy 15th birthday! @darthbluesky.bsky.social @weratedogs.com
Small white dog wearing a party dress. She is sitting beneath a pink sparkly sign that says "it's my birthday mother puppets". Next to the dog is a brand new squeaky toy of bunnies inside a carrot. Close up of a sleepy small white dog laying on a couch. The dog has on a pink sparkly bow in her hair and a matching party hat. Small, fluffy white dog being held by her owner. Her dog tag says "Lola". The dog has on a pink scarf that says "birthday princess". In her hair is a pink bow and pink party hat. Little fluffy white dog wearing a party dress and a pink sparkly bow in her hair. She has on a matching party hat but the hat has slipped down her head and is resting on the side of her face.
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Lola keeping guard while I "watch" The Twilight Zone.
Small white dog sitting on top of a person's stomach as they lie in bed. The dog is looking off camera, and her head is covering the tv so no one can watch it.
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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You can see how puffy my hand is in the first pic and how fat the bottom half of my fingers are in the second. Oooof.
Side view of a left hand in a bright blue wrist brace and pink and purple compression glove. The top of the hand peeking out of the brace is puffy and swollen. It looks squishy like a marshmallow. Top view of a left hand in a bright blue wrist brace and pick and purple compression glove. The fingers are very fast and swollen, especially below the second knuckle, making them difficult to bend.
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I'm Sergeant Major "Please Kill Me"
White man with short gray hair and thin rimmed glasses wearing a green army uniform with lots of medals. He is forlornly staring at the ground, with a look that says he would rather be anywhere but there.
September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Sleepy, fluffy, small white dog wearing blue and yellow bee pajamas and a matching diaper. The dog is sitting up with her paws in the air, resting against her owner's arm.for support. She has floppy gray ears, black eyes, and a black nose. She looks content and tired.
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I'm all about taking back the word "fat" so it's not an insult anymore but not like this 🫩
Screenshot of colorful belts on Amazon. They come in two different sizes, "fat waist 24-37 inches" and "fat waist 34-45 inches".
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Don't forget to get your mammos crammed!
Sign that's supposed to say "mammogram" but the letter G has partially fallen off so it says "mammo-cram" instead. Middle-aged white woman wearing a gray and pink hospital gown is smiling into the camera. She has red hair pulled tightly into a bun. Her blue-green eyes have dark makeup in the corners, and she's wearing large cat eye glasses with red and yellow tortoise shell.
September 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Small fluffy white dog cuddled on a couch next to her owner. The dog is using the owner's leg as a pillow, and has all her legs and tail tucked underneath her so they aren't visible.
August 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Here's a picture of Lola tucked into bed, watching her shows on the tablet one morning. She's almost 15, and she has a routine we must follow.
Small white dog tucked into a very large bed with her head resting a purple pillow. Behind her is a tablet showing a TV show with sleeping dogs on the screen. On the bed is a large pink kennel with the door open.
August 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I don't know how many times I can say the same fucking thing over and over again. I lost my patience several years ago, and now y'all are just fucking fueling my daily rage.

FOOD AND DRINK DON'T CAUSE DIABETES.

Not linking the article because it doesn't deserve the fucking clicks or views.
Screenshot of a New York Post headline that reads, "RFK Jr claims food stamps are fueling diabetes epidemic, wants to block their use for soda, candy".
August 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Sorry, work. Can't. Trapped.
Cropped photo of a white woman laying on her back on a couch. She has one knee propped up, and a small white dog is sleeping soundly on the woman's stomach.
August 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM