🤦🏻♀️ Shannon
@shenanigans-ssdgm.bsky.social
Straight from the Tortured Poets Department
The way I completely forgot that Michael and Paul did a "Brandy & Monica" first, including a little skit lol
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The way I completely forgot that Michael and Paul did a "Brandy & Monica" first, including a little skit lol
This is not about taxes; you know that. Did we ever see those full tax returns, as promised?
This is about r@c15m and keeping w0m3n barefoot in the kitchen. I mean, duh.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
This is about r@c15m and keeping w0m3n barefoot in the kitchen. I mean, duh.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Somali child care providers report vandalism, threats after viral fraud video
Somali child care providers report threats and vandalism after a viral video alleged fraud at Minnesota centers, raising fears about safety and funding impacts.
www.mprnews.org
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
This is not about taxes; you know that. Did we ever see those full tax returns, as promised?
This is about r@c15m and keeping w0m3n barefoot in the kitchen. I mean, duh.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
This is about r@c15m and keeping w0m3n barefoot in the kitchen. I mean, duh.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
I can't figure out how to share my Storygraph Year in Review, so here are some screenshots 📚🤓
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I can't figure out how to share my Storygraph Year in Review, so here are some screenshots 📚🤓
This makes me unspeakably happy...and sad...and scared...but happy
#keepyaheadup
#keepyaheadup
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This makes me unspeakably happy...and sad...and scared...but happy
#keepyaheadup
#keepyaheadup
Leftovers.
Yes, even vegan food can be a study in American gluttony.
Yes, even vegan food can be a study in American gluttony.
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Leftovers.
Yes, even vegan food can be a study in American gluttony.
Yes, even vegan food can be a study in American gluttony.
My new ride 🧡🎄❤️🔥
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My new ride 🧡🎄❤️🔥
The Life of a Wallace and Davis Showgirl ❤️🔥
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Life of a Wallace and Davis Showgirl ❤️🔥
What's the worst that I could say 🤷🏻♀️🎄
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What's the worst that I could say 🤷🏻♀️🎄
Sabrina's lyrical choice of "responsible guy" is more fun, gutsy, daring, poignant, vulnerable, and groundbreaking than any other part of the song. In this essay I will...
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sabrina's lyrical choice of "responsible guy" is more fun, gutsy, daring, poignant, vulnerable, and groundbreaking than any other part of the song. In this essay I will...
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
No elf on a shelf in this house but could that weird little glove pls come hamburger help me
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No elf on a shelf in this house but could that weird little glove pls come hamburger help me
Cheers to Friday 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cheers to Friday 🎄
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
Where is Jingle Bell Square? And is it awkward to visit in, like, June?
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Where is Jingle Bell Square? And is it awkward to visit in, like, June?
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
Quiet, Sweet Potato McCankles
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Quiet, Sweet Potato McCankles
I met a baby named Maxine today.
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I met a baby named Maxine today.
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
In "Nobody Wants This" S2E4, Noah says there are "only 4 days in a year that you get a card like that."
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In "Nobody Wants This" S2E4, Noah says there are "only 4 days in a year that you get a card like that."
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
Haunted
spotify.link
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Do you remember when Cardigan came out and I was changed forever
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Do you remember when Cardigan came out and I was changed forever
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
"I protect the family," I whisper as I burn my fall scented candles only under direct supervision
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I protect the family," I whisper as I burn my fall scented candles only under direct supervision