Shellie Vandersluis
@shellie-v.bsky.social
Eternal learner, full-time project manager, and part-time stand-up philosopher. Current hobbies include losing pens, misplacing sunglasses, and overthinking simple tasks. askshellie.com
I parallel parked today. Clean, calm, and collision-free. I’ll take the win.
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I parallel parked today. Clean, calm, and collision-free. I’ll take the win.
Me trying to be chill vs me after three cups of coffee
August 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me trying to be chill vs me after three cups of coffee
Waiting isn’t the problem.
It’s keeping my brain from inventing 37 fake disasters in the meantime.
It’s keeping my brain from inventing 37 fake disasters in the meantime.
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Waiting isn’t the problem.
It’s keeping my brain from inventing 37 fake disasters in the meantime.
It’s keeping my brain from inventing 37 fake disasters in the meantime.
I have deep emotional bonds with “Mochi’s mom,” “Lola’s human,” and “the lady with Bark Twain.” No clue what their actual names are. They probably think of me as “Josie’s weirdo.”
August 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have deep emotional bonds with “Mochi’s mom,” “Lola’s human,” and “the lady with Bark Twain.” No clue what their actual names are. They probably think of me as “Josie’s weirdo.”
Cheshire isn’t lazy. He’s evolved. He knows weekends are for conserving energy and ignoring needy humans.
July 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Cheshire isn’t lazy. He’s evolved. He knows weekends are for conserving energy and ignoring needy humans.