Dept. of Theys
@sheesheroni.bsky.social
27, auditioning for the club
everyone i know who went to mica studied printmaking, dropped out, and brought their off-putting attitudes to bushwick
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
everyone i know who went to mica studied printmaking, dropped out, and brought their off-putting attitudes to bushwick
i am the last living pronoun warrior in corporate america
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i am the last living pronoun warrior in corporate america
palantir employees at the nuremberg trials be like "i was just following jira tickets"
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
palantir employees at the nuremberg trials be like "i was just following jira tickets"
bruno mars broke into the tboy swag vault
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
bruno mars broke into the tboy swag vault
dropping a nuke on my browbone
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
dropping a nuke on my browbone
discipline is fierce love for your unlimited potential
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
discipline is fierce love for your unlimited potential
im the only out transsexual at my big corporate media job and i live to gag the press tour celebs in the hallways
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
im the only out transsexual at my big corporate media job and i live to gag the press tour celebs in the hallways
introducing myself to coworkers and theyre like "oh yes ive seen you around". oh yes i am transgender!
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
introducing myself to coworkers and theyre like "oh yes ive seen you around". oh yes i am transgender!
funko pop of me during browbone shave
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
funko pop of me during browbone shave
my browbone waving goodbye to the ffs scalpel
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
my browbone waving goodbye to the ffs scalpel
i'm getting pizza! lena dunham mode
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i'm getting pizza! lena dunham mode
that elle fanning photoshoot is so good it makes my heart hurt that i didnt make it
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
that elle fanning photoshoot is so good it makes my heart hurt that i didnt make it
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Smokin the strain of cannabis that makes you a safe driver
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Smokin the strain of cannabis that makes you a safe driver
women are gay men
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
women are gay men
bottom surgery so my cock eats itself like a tortured gluttonous snake
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
bottom surgery so my cock eats itself like a tortured gluttonous snake
shut up and fuck me already 2026!
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
shut up and fuck me already 2026!
watching heated rivalry banging my head against the wall and frothing
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
watching heated rivalry banging my head against the wall and frothing
in 2025 i got an office job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
in 2025 i got an office job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
standing in times square with your man hes pulling my diaper to the side and stroking into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
standing in times square with your man hes pulling my diaper to the side and stroking into 2026
let's fucking go diva its 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
let's fucking go diva its 2026
in 2026 i need to switch to injections. three years of pills and enough is enough
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
in 2026 i need to switch to injections. three years of pills and enough is enough
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
im so fucking excited for surgery
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
im so fucking excited for surgery
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well