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The wise man built his words upon the rocks
But I'm not bound to follow suit

Arizona State / Temple
When does Hector Quesadilla come into the game for the Dodgers?
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social I didn't think you'd defend Chauncey, but think of the billables!
Statement from Chauncey Billups' attorney to ESPN, making clear that Billups, like Terry Rozier, will fight the FBI's charges:
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gary Smith was my favorite features writer when I was an SI subscriber. I wonder how much of that was due to me being a pretentious teen
sportswriting-wise this is Gary Smith for me

I don't get it and I probably never will
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have a frozen bag of shredded potatoes. How do i best make them edible?
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who is Mtimew, and why are we supposed to kick him?
Speaking of Body Clocks. Sorry Dawgs.
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Roadrunners vs Owls on the Eagles’ field.

Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Life and How to Live It
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Checking in for my job as billie joe armstrong's alarm clock. looks like another quiet day with nothing to do
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@guynemer.bsky.social Congrats on making the cut!
September 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm sure everyone will agree - Corduroy and Rainbow Fish have the same voice
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hey quick question: Should I storm the Shinra Building or take the stairs?
August 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm gonna be in an airport 4 hours, I'll enjoy it
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
At the airport, maintaining my not-cop status
August 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There is something very pleasing about an all-white goalie uniform
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
NPR shrimp host was married to Bob Edwards and went to Temple?
July 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hot moms are at your local library
July 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Really want to play euchre right now
July 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
These are the 4 letters Lil Lamb Launcher just brought to me
July 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Sheep Launcher
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
[ASU grad whose nba team is nowhere near the finals] good for lu dort
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BUTTPUCK
May 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[extremely Rivers Cuomo voice]
My name is Jonah
And I'm burying the Leafs
May 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do all folks with a British accent call them AY-mish or just Rog Bennett?
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM