Sheep Launcher
@sheeplauncher.bsky.social
The wise man built his words upon the rocks
But I'm not bound to follow suit
Arizona State / Temple
But I'm not bound to follow suit
Arizona State / Temple
When does Hector Quesadilla come into the game for the Dodgers?
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When does Hector Quesadilla come into the game for the Dodgers?
@clueheywood.bsky.social I didn't think you'd defend Chauncey, but think of the billables!
Statement from Chauncey Billups' attorney to ESPN, making clear that Billups, like Terry Rozier, will fight the FBI's charges:
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social I didn't think you'd defend Chauncey, but think of the billables!
Gary Smith was my favorite features writer when I was an SI subscriber. I wonder how much of that was due to me being a pretentious teen
sportswriting-wise this is Gary Smith for me
I don't get it and I probably never will
I don't get it and I probably never will
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gary Smith was my favorite features writer when I was an SI subscriber. I wonder how much of that was due to me being a pretentious teen
I have a frozen bag of shredded potatoes. How do i best make them edible?
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have a frozen bag of shredded potatoes. How do i best make them edible?
Who is Mtimew, and why are we supposed to kick him?
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Who is Mtimew, and why are we supposed to kick him?
Roadrunners vs Owls on the Eagles’ field.
Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!
Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Roadrunners vs Owls on the Eagles’ field.
Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!
Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!
Life and How to Live It
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Life and How to Live It
Checking in for my job as billie joe armstrong's alarm clock. looks like another quiet day with nothing to do
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Checking in for my job as billie joe armstrong's alarm clock. looks like another quiet day with nothing to do
@guynemer.bsky.social Congrats on making the cut!
September 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@guynemer.bsky.social Congrats on making the cut!
I'm sure everyone will agree - Corduroy and Rainbow Fish have the same voice
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm sure everyone will agree - Corduroy and Rainbow Fish have the same voice
Hey quick question: Should I storm the Shinra Building or take the stairs?
August 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey quick question: Should I storm the Shinra Building or take the stairs?
If I'm gonna be in an airport 4 hours, I'll enjoy it
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If I'm gonna be in an airport 4 hours, I'll enjoy it
At the airport, maintaining my not-cop status
August 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At the airport, maintaining my not-cop status
There is something very pleasing about an all-white goalie uniform
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There is something very pleasing about an all-white goalie uniform
NPR shrimp host was married to Bob Edwards and went to Temple?
July 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
NPR shrimp host was married to Bob Edwards and went to Temple?
Hot moms are at your local library
July 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hot moms are at your local library
Really want to play euchre right now
July 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Really want to play euchre right now
These are the 4 letters Lil Lamb Launcher just brought to me
July 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
These are the 4 letters Lil Lamb Launcher just brought to me
Reposted by Sheep Launcher
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Opinion's sweaty
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
Facts weak, trans hate spreading
Let's vomit on Barrett already
Bomb Skrmetti
[ASU grad whose nba team is nowhere near the finals] good for lu dort
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
[ASU grad whose nba team is nowhere near the finals] good for lu dort
[extremely Rivers Cuomo voice]
My name is Jonah
And I'm burying the Leafs
My name is Jonah
And I'm burying the Leafs
May 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
[extremely Rivers Cuomo voice]
My name is Jonah
And I'm burying the Leafs
My name is Jonah
And I'm burying the Leafs
Do all folks with a British accent call them AY-mish or just Rog Bennett?
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do all folks with a British accent call them AY-mish or just Rog Bennett?