Shawn Krest
shawnkrest.bsky.social
Shawn Krest
@shawnkrest.bsky.social
Talented, for a local writer
“I remember back when the teacher used to bring the AV cart into the classroom so we could watch the ACC Tournament

… instead of studying spelling”
#goacc
March 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
just watched someone trying to scrape their windshield with a dustpan. Maybe go back inside til spring. This is not for you
February 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
OK. I'm just going to say this: If the weather is bad enough to freeze your wipers to your windshield, you're going to need to run your car awhile to de-ice before you even think of using the wipers. So pulling them away from the windshield before it snows does nothing
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Today, Duke will play its third game of the season against a former player (Schutt, VT; Reeves, Clem; now Blakes, Stan). Next game is No. 4, against UVA & TJ Power.
Prior to this season, Duke had played 8 games against former players all-time.
February 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wife has a garlic allergy, so Valentine's Day is always a challenge
"Of course we can accommodate her with our Prix fixe menu. Instead of arugula & goat cheese salad, she'll get plain lettuce in a bowl & instead of shrimp & grits, buttered noodles"
& the price?
Still $75/person
February 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This Super Bowl is so lopsided, it's almost like the Bills won the AFC Championship Game
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can actually read everything on the scorebug, even with my tiny old person TV and my poor old person vision. So I don't care how ugly it is.
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
NC State is now 64-39 all-time on days Duke and Carolina play each other. 11-11 since 2000.
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Daughter *tries leaving the house
Wife: Not dressed like that you're not!
Me: When they say 'send nudes,' they don't mean to deliver it in person
February 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm not sure these announcers in UNC-Pitt have ever seen a basketball game before. Every single play amazes them.
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Workers in orange jackets and helmets are getting ready to dig outside (not sure why).
Worker: (yelling) What about the gas line?
Supervisor: (yelling) I don't think there is a gas line.

This should go really well...
January 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Left the court in a hurry and thought my phone was in my pocket. When I realized it wasn't, I fought my way back onto the floor. As soon as they saw me, the Crazies held out my phone to give it back to me.
(*Points) Shout out to them for the assist. They're good kids
January 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by Shawn Krest
Duke's free throw defense has been its best all year tonight. They haven't let the Wolfpack even shoot one.
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Now, where did I put my list of all the times UNC & Duke have played each other with both coming off of a loss?
No reason... just curious
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Refs at the monitor during the time out. Pretty sure State is going to score another point here. They're checking to see if that was a three (it was)
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Unc misses at the buzzer and we are headed to overtime.
And hundreds of fans pour into the aisles & start walking out. Do they think it ended in a tie? Have they been waiting to go to the bathroom? I’m confused
January 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Shawn Krest
Boston College hasn't scored 85 points all year and they now have 87 against UNC
January 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
UNC fighting to avoid its second three-game losing streak of the season and fourth in the last three years.

Roy Williams had 4 three-game losing streaks from 2003 to 2019. Dean Smith had 4 from 1966 to 1996 (and 2 of them were in the 4 years Hubert Davis was playing for him)
January 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Since we're renaming the Gulf of Mexico, can't we be a little more creative and still patriotic? How about Bald Ea-Gulf?
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If my dog getting a new squeaky toy had a box score, it would be this Duke-Miami game
January 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Every morning all winter:
Me (wakes up): Hey, I think I'm finally over that cold!
(sits up, room begins to spin, throat closes up)
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Cameron Corhen scored 11 points. He scored 4 for FSU at Cameron Indoor in 2022. His 15 career points tie him for fifth among Duke opponents on the #CameronsInCameron scoring list
January 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Why didn't he do that against Kansas in the final seconds?" --Duke message boards
The Cooper Flagg Highlight the sport has been waiting all season for finally happened.
January 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Shawn Krest
guys I think Cooper Flagg has a chance to get drafted by the NBA
January 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not sure how Maluach has 0 blocks at the half. I think I counted three
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM