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Shawn
@shawnhils.bsky.social
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deep cuts and jokes.

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November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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AI will change the world!*

*further help us sell you workout clothing and supplements
Updating how Meta personalizes experiences Hi On December 16, 2025, we're making changes to our Privacy Policy. Here are some details. Personalizing your experiences We'll start using your interactions with Als to personalize your experiences and ads. What this means Personalizing your experiences includes suggesting content like posts that you may find interesting and reels to watch. It also includes showing ads that are more relevant to you. Thanks, Meta Privacy
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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just imagining if a dem president did this while 40 million people were cut off from buying groceries
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there! 29 ReTruths 105 Likes 10/31/25, 1:02 PM all white marble bathroom with a shower and bath tub and gold fixtures
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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average SEC couple
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Atlantic article about a tough talking centrist democrat with a missing finger!? can’t wait to read after i settle into this speak easy with a 8.4 rating on foursquare playing that new david guetta
Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker X.com "You won't fuck up this profile," Rahm Emanuel said, faux-menacing, jabbing four-and-a-half fingers at me, "because if you do, your kids won't have a mother anymore.” My weeks w Rahm: Rahm Emanuel … For President? The Atlantic
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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machine gun of a paragraph www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Unsurprisingly, "Independent" is a fascinating book for all the wrong reasons. It was dated before it arrived at the printers, perhaps before it was even written; no doubt it will be studied by the historians and anthropologists of the future. Jean-Pierre is an artifact of an age that looks recent on paper but feels prehistoric in practice - the age of pantsuits, the word "empowerment," the musical "Hamilton," the cheap therapeutic entreaties to "work on yourself" and "lean in" to various corporate abysses. "Independent" is written in the outmoded register of one of those lawn signs proclaiming that "in this house, we believe kindness is everything," which have been firmly planted, to no tangible electoral effect, since 2016.
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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they did the fucking meme
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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despair
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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the perils of automation
October 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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this quote and her whole schtick* reminds me a lot of Elizabeth Holmes

*pied pipering wealthy old centrists into thinking she has something meaningful to contribute by telling them what they want to hear
Bari Weiss: I want to create the media company where people can go for the best podcasts, the best reporting, the best analysis — basically combining the blue-chip, high-quality of the old media landscape with the punk energy of the new political realignment.
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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twelve
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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$9 trillion circle jerk
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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wait
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This part:
Zelda Williams has made a statement asking people to stop sending her Al videos of her father, Robin Williams: "Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough', just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. Highlighted in blue by OP: “You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross."|
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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“OFFLINE IS THE NEW LUXURY”

society has invented the “distraction free watch” aka a digital watch and we’re selling it for $58
Instagram ad for a brand of digital watch that says “TIME IS THE ASSET” on the band and “OFFLINE IS THE NEW LUXURY” on the face. The caption is “Watches do 1 thing: TELL THE TIME”
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Trump: your cities will be crushed under the might of our War Department

liberals:
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I find all this parsing and arguing over identity and lack of clear motive to drive home the point: it's the guns
September 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lmao
September 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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you can tell they’re treating Kirk’s murder with a serious and somber attitude by the gifs
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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One neighbor who lives across the street from the Robinsons, declined to be named. He said he's "blind to the world", and only learned about Robinson's arrest when he saw reporters and law enforcement in the street this morning. He was agnostic about the massive media presence on his street. "Mother nature is mother nature, whatever she calls to do, let's do it," he said. And was similarly accepting when asked about Robinson, the subject of a massive 48-hour search, living just across the street. "If it's close to home, if it's 50 miles from me, it's the same damn thing," he said. "Shit happens and that's what it is." Lawrence from the movie Office Space
September 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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24 years ago to the day
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM