Was far too mortified for that

We left shortly afterwards.

Not foot in mouth but once me and others were in a boozer and someone mentioned the Partridge scene with the bloke with the electronic voice box. 30 seconds later a bloke walks in with an electronic voice box. We looked at him, shocked, when he started talking. Landlady says "is something wrong?"

Probably lazing around in bed really. Put a wash on later. Saw a show.

Gonna spray a red cross on one are we?

I didn't see anyone with a broken arm so presumed they couldn't be

Location QUACKING!

There were about 10 of them. What was I meant to do?

Can confirm I'm first (on here at least)

There would be a lot of formal letters coming home for ol' trumpy pants if that's the case!

That's all.......

[Leans in, inches from their face, intensely staring]

[Whispers] .....for now

I dunno. Schools seem to be obsessed with toilets. Weird.

I'm waiting to find out how many breaths she has taken today