state of the chain-link fence afterward:

i am once again reading textbooks.jpg

when you draw arguably reductive sociological conclusions about meat-eating societies, 1400s europeans won't see them, but your 1400s pastoralist/hunter african, central asian, north american etc. friends will ... however, it will also be funny

speaking of which, Eternity Funeral would be a great name for my most goth and puritan firstborn child

what i've actually been eating today is very salty pumpkin seeds though and i forgot they fucking lower blood pressure rip to me

my favorite favorite is cool ranch doritos, but they're too strong for my jaw these days, so utz ripples. you know how oxo products are designed to be easy on the body? imo utz ripples are the oxo of potato chips. so fragile as to shatter w/delicate touch of a lesbian etc. potato chip accessibility

people who buy those shitty giant trucks whose bumpers come past my head and drive them around the local streets that average three feet in width, you suck but you're helping me stand without fainting

diversity win, the gay co-parenting wasn't even the only f/f queerbaiting 😌

once upon a time was so bad and i enjoyed it so much. inspiring

and i forgot several groceries i need in the trip i already made, so i have to go back. it's like the sequel to a horror movie

i kind of miss working as a cashier/bagger during thanksgiving week though. it was like playing tetris where if you lose they kill you in real life

i hope he's feeling betta

i've never even seen the show. for all i know (gregory) house did advise (whatever his name was) wilson to install a puppet government in mexico

now that you mention it, it is kind of a :3-shaped scream