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Matt Popovich
@shark.lol
optimist. mpopv on twitter
All datasets containing photos of the post I pinned to this public bulletin board must be DELETED

The post I publicly posted is COPYRIGHTED PERSONAL and PRIVATE data

Failure to do so will result in a CEASE AND DESIST. I will also post it to this board and YES, it will also be ILLEGAL to photograph
November 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
November 25, 2024 at 2:46 AM
November 21, 2024 at 5:05 AM
what if we kissed 👉👈 at the roku city product placement mcdonalds 😳
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
turns out threatening human life is a broadly effective LLM persuasion tactic
May 14, 2023 at 4:03 AM
i love waking up every morning to outlook’s abject failure to detect even the most glaringly obvious spam
May 11, 2023 at 6:04 PM
the first congressional bill named on bluesky was just introduced
May 9, 2023 at 6:56 PM
gm hustlers. let's get these horrifying ancient secrets meant to be disturbed by neither gods nor men
May 9, 2023 at 3:48 PM
gm kings. let’s get this pulsating amorphous eldritch mass
May 7, 2023 at 8:15 PM
or have gpt come up with them for you. it's sort of okay at this. prompt i used (text in alt):
May 4, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Pleased to announce Sharklol Capital has joined the DEEP CORP seed round.

We pledge to wield our board seat to advocate for ceaseless, cacophonous quackery.
May 3, 2023 at 6:17 AM
why spend decades building a global corporate empire when you could simply become the world’s richest person overnight with a successful coup in norway
May 2, 2023 at 6:49 AM
however my most widely shared tweet was probably when my take on dog pants got screencapped by the today show
May 2, 2023 at 3:52 AM
my biggest tweet was this nonsensical joke i spent 45 seconds making in photoshop. muted it after several thousand replies lecturing me about how that’s not what ‘fungible’ means
May 2, 2023 at 3:45 AM
when you give the frontend developer one hour to come up with their own security questions
May 1, 2023 at 7:14 PM
need more memes on this app
April 30, 2023 at 6:17 PM
browsing onto the what's hot tab
April 30, 2023 at 5:19 AM
the only redeeming value remaining at the bird app is the menswear guy
April 30, 2023 at 12:35 AM
got the block button. it's over for you bitches
April 29, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Not sure what my expectations for this feature were exactly, but they were definitely somewhere more stringent than “I might randomly scroll onto full frontal nudity on the what’s hot page”
April 28, 2023 at 6:55 PM
when u lure followers in with the shitposts and then hit them with the seriousposts
April 27, 2023 at 5:49 PM
okay there’s some redeeming value in the bird app still
April 27, 2023 at 4:21 PM
sorry you can’t both be the ultimate guide. one of you must be the penultimate guide. figure your shit out
April 27, 2023 at 2:57 AM
tfw you are so transfixed by the Hypnosis Squares that you poop your pants
April 25, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Can’t see alt text I’m writing or save it on iPhone 14 Pro Max, keyboard blocks the text and save button
April 24, 2023 at 9:03 PM