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Shannon Vanshoon
@shannonvanshoon.bsky.social
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(He/Him) 'I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.' -- EB White
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I've never used this as hard as I am now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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... Well. Didn't think I'd use this here, but...
A screenshot of Troy McClure from the series 'The Simpsons', looking forward with a confused expression, and a caption above that reads 'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You probably remember me from reacts such as, 'What the fuck is that?', 'Why did I have to see this?', and 'I miss 20 seconds ago when I didn't this shit existed.'
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I'm... sorry to have to be the one to lead you off the primrose path, Hat, but...
A copy of the 'Bloom County' strip from august 26th, 1986, showing Prince William of the British royal family sitting in front of a mirror: William: 'So... we're off to a royal family outing, eh, Mum? Hope we get to see Uncle Andrew! I like Uncle Andrew's style... randy Andy! Randy Andy! Randy Andy!' Princess Diana: 'Time to go fetch your father.' William: 'HEY GNARLY CHARLIE!'
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A picture of Baldroy from the manga/anime series Black Butler looking forward, scratching the back of his head, then intoning dryly, '.... Every single one of you is insane.'
August 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A picture of a chorus-line of dancers kicking their legs in a line, with the caption 'Wait, hold on; let met get the "Oh **** Really?!" dance-squad ready.'
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A scene from the fan-series 'Two Best Sisters Play Persona 4', with Princess Celestia suddenly appearing with the exclamation 'HOLY SHIT! Quick, eat the drugs!'
December 6, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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A line of Rockette-style dancers with the caption 'Wait, hold on' and 'Let me get the 'Oh Shit Really?!' dance-squad ready.'
December 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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There's of course a reason why the one Simpsons clip of Helen Lovejoy is so meme-tastic, yes:
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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For your viewing pleasure. 😎
A meme of the bus-driver from the Simpsons episode 'Make Room for Lisa' saying 'Don't make me tap the sign', with the sign reading 'It Doesn't Matter What Cultural Inconsistencies are In Assassin's Creed Shadows; it's being made by Ubisoft, which is a terrible exploitative company, and you should avoid it anyway.'
June 14, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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... I am ashamed to admit I should've immediately thought of Sydney from Vagrant Story the moment I saw this, but I'll make up for it now:
A picture of Sydney Losstarot from the Sony Playstation game Vagrant Story.
March 26, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Picture from the Ken White meme generator showing the caption 'Attending Cat-Gate Apology Tour'.
March 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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A picture from the 'Ken White meme-generator', with the caption 'KEN WHITE, Wielder of the fabled "RICO-Slayer"'.
March 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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... And obligatory:
Screenshot of the original Legend of Zelda game on the Nintendo Entertainment system with the popular phrase 'It's a secret to everybody.'
December 21, 2023 at 5:08 PM
shannonvanshoon.bsky.social
That's absolutely horrifying. And it explains everything.
December 9, 2023 at 3:52 AM
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If you see this you have to share an image from your phone without explaining it
November 29, 2023 at 7:03 PM
shannonvanshoon.bsky.social
Ahh, chapter 238 of Jujitsu Kaisen came out. I remember hearing about th--
October 8, 2023 at 9:33 PM
shannonvanshoon.bsky.social
(Oh, what the hell.)
Alucard (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) Lenneth (Valkyrie Profile) Terra Bradford (Final Fantasy 6) Link (Legend of Zelda)
August 23, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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I've always been incredibly proud of this image myself:
Picture of a pharmacy with condoms and 'family planning' on the left-hand side, and diapers and 'baby needs' on the right.
August 22, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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More people need to hear about Popper's Paradox, yes:
August 7, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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Can do!
August 4, 2023 at 2:19 AM