Stranger to me: Your kid has such GORGEOUS hair.

Me to Stranger: Thanks, I made it with my body.

🤦🏼‍♀️

Listen, y’all know school fundraisers annoy the shit out of me, but…

Logging into Scholastic’s site to add money to my kids’ e-wallets for their book fairs and seeing this 🥹 healed something in me.

This would have meant the world to me as a kid who rarely got to participate in book fairs.

I *highly* recommend reviewing your power bill at least once a year. We’ve seen an average cost increase of 30% per month over the last year and our usage has barely changed. Please hold while I budget in an extra 30% every month for the next year 🤢

It’s been really interesting watching folks quoting Bible verses to show just how wrong the folks using the Bible to justify their hateful thoughts and actions are 🤔 The best part is only one of these camps is quoting the Bible in context and it’s not the ones you might think. #FormerChristian

I didn’t plan it this way, but we always get our annual life insurance policy statements right before our kids’ birthdays every year. (Continued…)

“Sigh No More” is still one of the best albums cover to cover #MumfordAndSons

i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

Somehow just ended up in an #AubreyPlaza thirst trap black hole and I’m not mad about it?

Max is one of the most underrated pop artists/performers of our time.

“Home” is an emotional roller coaster of a masterpiece.

Sometimes I legitimately wonder if I’m robbing my kids of the possibility of having a dank sense of humor by being a decent parent.

Sacrifices must be made I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m a lot of things, but one thing I will never be is the friend to talk you out of getting bangs 😹🤷🏼‍♀️

Wanna dye your hair? Do it.
Wanna wear a wig? Do it.
Want bangs? Do it.
Wanna shave your head? Definitely do it.

#ThrowBack to one of my favorite Hair-as (it’s like an era, but with hair, obvi)