Basically, the entire essay is "...because God." I teach HS and got a similar answer on a question about evolution. Yeah, that was a zero.

Sorry, I forgot to add the /s (sarcasm). That doesn't always come over well in text. You are right, they aren't ethically equivalent.

Which is fine when 25% of the students will use AI to complete the assignments.

After going through a series of printer failures; buying new ones yearly, dealing with ink, I finally got this printer. No regrets. This printer is basically a celestial being. It never breaks, never runs out of ink, and never nags me. It just prints tirelessly like it’s powered by pure optimism.

There's a real missed opportunity in someone having made a song about the Poop cruise.

Groovy.

I use Amazon Web Services. But I'm looking for alternatives.

I think a lot of people don't realize it costs money to host websites. Sure, it's free at first, but if you get enough traffic, then it costs $. So, it you aren't getting money (adverts or sales) then it makes no sense to maintain those sites.

If having babies were important, then they'd be fully paid for by the government. Heck, take a chunk out of the giant defense (or is it war?) budget and put it into a baby fund. All babies born would be paid for in the interest of the country's future defense.