@shanenotshame.bsky.social
I wish I could go back to looking like my 2012 passport photo but with facial hair and the wisdom that the next 13 years would be a mindfuck
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wish I could go back to looking like my 2012 passport photo but with facial hair and the wisdom that the next 13 years would be a mindfuck
Botox Black Friday!!! They have decided to do 43 units
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Botox Black Friday!!! They have decided to do 43 units
Birthday fun for my CSI og Paul’s wife
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Birthday fun for my CSI og Paul’s wife
Doing this just before Thanksgiving
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Doing this just before Thanksgiving
After two months of dating guy I’ve been seeing said it snuck up on him/went further than he anticipated and despite having “literally the best time” is mentally unprepared to continue
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After two months of dating guy I’ve been seeing said it snuck up on him/went further than he anticipated and despite having “literally the best time” is mentally unprepared to continue
Guy I’ve been going out with used my caption for his Instagram post
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Guy I’ve been going out with used my caption for his Instagram post
I’m rich!
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m rich!
This conversation’s too big for a phone call
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This conversation’s too big for a phone call
Is voting sexy?
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is voting sexy?
THE DISTRICT is streaming?!
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
THE DISTRICT is streaming?!
Finally seeing changes 💪🏻
October 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Finally seeing changes 💪🏻
This crush is so bad
October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This crush is so bad
I’ve been eating nothing but grilled chicken, Greek yogurt & protein shakes the last 10 days and absolutely decided to sabotage myself tonight (now en route to nighttime gym sesh). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’ve been eating nothing but grilled chicken, Greek yogurt & protein shakes the last 10 days and absolutely decided to sabotage myself tonight (now en route to nighttime gym sesh). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you Lorde
October 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Thank you Lorde
Appears to be happening at multiple locations. Yikes.
September 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Appears to be happening at multiple locations. Yikes.
Oh brother
September 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh brother
Miss Americana being my favorite song on Lover… oh we are so back
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Miss Americana being my favorite song on Lover… oh we are so back
No offense but if you’re hooking up with someone in Fire Island you should just assume they are partnered/married (unless you are hooking up with me)
July 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No offense but if you’re hooking up with someone in Fire Island you should just assume they are partnered/married (unless you are hooking up with me)
MitchTea!!!
July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
MitchTea!!!