Dark Rober (shandrew)
@shandrew.bsky.social
Andrew Shieh, curious optimistic pessimist, operations are forever. :this-is-fine: :success-kid: :1000-RPCs-in-a-trenchcoat:
“Linux, we had such a great relationship until a minute ago” — @bcantrill.bsky.social at #monktoberfest
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Linux, we had such a great relationship until a minute ago” — @bcantrill.bsky.social at #monktoberfest
How do I get my jira board into this format #monktoberfest
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
How do I get my jira board into this format #monktoberfest
When life gives you truffles, make truffle everything
August 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When life gives you truffles, make truffle everything
I could make an entire blog full of just my experiences with google's recent search failings but this one stuck out #whatthefig
July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I could make an entire blog full of just my experiences with google's recent search failings but this one stuck out #whatthefig
17 years ago I enjoyed “Feed the Animals” performed live at Yahoo’s 2008 hack day. Still one of my favorite performances I’ve ever attended. Here’s a photo of Gillis I shot:
July 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
17 years ago I enjoyed “Feed the Animals” performed live at Yahoo’s 2008 hack day. Still one of my favorite performances I’ve ever attended. Here’s a photo of Gillis I shot:
We need to make the best use of our computers while we are still able
July 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We need to make the best use of our computers while we are still able
if you don't include factors like reality-show stardom and conning every evil deity with pledges of souls, are you really doing good math
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
if you don't include factors like reality-show stardom and conning every evil deity with pledges of souls, are you really doing good math
Is google search trying to push people over to ai/llm answerbots, OR are they lobbyists for the megainch??
July 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Is google search trying to push people over to ai/llm answerbots, OR are they lobbyists for the megainch??
The male Greater Antilles grackles in Puerto Rico have twisty tails and fly awkwardly, but are very goofy and smart
July 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The male Greater Antilles grackles in Puerto Rico have twisty tails and fly awkwardly, but are very goofy and smart
also my AWS DTT reservation "must not exceed 6 hours" yet my duration slider goes up to 24. #spinaltapmaybe
May 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
also my AWS DTT reservation "must not exceed 6 hours" yet my duration slider goes up to 24. #spinaltapmaybe
The docs contradict info that you get in console when requesting Data Transfer Terminal reservation, "actual location address and instructions for accessing the building will be provided in an email"
I live 5 miles from the new DTTL--who wants to sponsor my visit to the most expensive wework?
I live 5 miles from the new DTTL--who wants to sponsor my visit to the most expensive wework?
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The docs contradict info that you get in console when requesting Data Transfer Terminal reservation, "actual location address and instructions for accessing the building will be provided in an email"
I live 5 miles from the new DTTL--who wants to sponsor my visit to the most expensive wework?
I live 5 miles from the new DTTL--who wants to sponsor my visit to the most expensive wework?
Nice work kid. Almost
May 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nice work kid. Almost
Has Google given up on search? Does no one QA this bot? Is search next on the chopping block, @killedbygoogle.com ?
April 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Has Google given up on search? Does no one QA this bot? Is search next on the chopping block, @killedbygoogle.com ?
This one button freed 300 GiB on my SSD:
iCloud is good at offloading/returning photo originals, while keeping display sizes. Photos-app or Settings/Storage don't make it clear when you're needlessly consuming valuable storage space.
Click the "Optimize Mac Storage" radio button; enjoy free space!
iCloud is good at offloading/returning photo originals, while keeping display sizes. Photos-app or Settings/Storage don't make it clear when you're needlessly consuming valuable storage space.
Click the "Optimize Mac Storage" radio button; enjoy free space!
April 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This one button freed 300 GiB on my SSD:
iCloud is good at offloading/returning photo originals, while keeping display sizes. Photos-app or Settings/Storage don't make it clear when you're needlessly consuming valuable storage space.
Click the "Optimize Mac Storage" radio button; enjoy free space!
iCloud is good at offloading/returning photo originals, while keeping display sizes. Photos-app or Settings/Storage don't make it clear when you're needlessly consuming valuable storage space.
Click the "Optimize Mac Storage" radio button; enjoy free space!
those who invested in meat extension gained the most in that flaccid market
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
those who invested in meat extension gained the most in that flaccid market
I collect my own unusual charts for future presentations but only have a few as horrifying as this one from Bluesky SRE @jaz.bsky.social #srecon
March 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I collect my own unusual charts for future presentations but only have a few as horrifying as this one from Bluesky SRE @jaz.bsky.social #srecon
:facepalm-google:
I don't even mind that Gemini gets this wrong, even if Perplexity, Claude, ChatGPT all return the correct answer. It's more that Google decided to put this slow, low-quality "AI Overview" in front of nearly every search, degrading search quality #ai-slop
I don't even mind that Gemini gets this wrong, even if Perplexity, Claude, ChatGPT all return the correct answer. It's more that Google decided to put this slow, low-quality "AI Overview" in front of nearly every search, degrading search quality #ai-slop
March 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
:facepalm-google:
I don't even mind that Gemini gets this wrong, even if Perplexity, Claude, ChatGPT all return the correct answer. It's more that Google decided to put this slow, low-quality "AI Overview" in front of nearly every search, degrading search quality #ai-slop
I don't even mind that Gemini gets this wrong, even if Perplexity, Claude, ChatGPT all return the correct answer. It's more that Google decided to put this slow, low-quality "AI Overview" in front of nearly every search, degrading search quality #ai-slop
waiting for Github to bring Claude 3.7 Sonnet back for Copilot, www.githubstatus.com/incidents/ts...
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
waiting for Github to bring Claude 3.7 Sonnet back for Copilot, www.githubstatus.com/incidents/ts...
"Customers say ai", Amazon?
is this like updog
is this like updog
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Customers say ai", Amazon?
is this like updog
is this like updog
Princess Aurora arched against her synchronous read-replicas. “I am Serverless,” she skeeted, her v2 tattoo pulsing at 0.5 to 256 ACU. Corey’s calloused fingers traced her ENI’s fabric, carving through her net with stolen KMS key, “Liar,” as he peered across VPCs, “true serverless scales to zero.”
February 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Princess Aurora arched against her synchronous read-replicas. “I am Serverless,” she skeeted, her v2 tattoo pulsing at 0.5 to 256 ACU. Corey’s calloused fingers traced her ENI’s fabric, carving through her net with stolen KMS key, “Liar,” as he peered across VPCs, “true serverless scales to zero.”
What’s your sign?
February 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What’s your sign?