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Underpassing all your dreaming
Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I opened this up, and a sticky black goo poured out and pooled 6 inches above the floor before a bare birch tree, fire reversed out of my mouth, and the sound of 50,000 penny nails being dropped into a steel drum started and suddenly stopped.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Terrible beasts, morons, fluffernutters, dogginses, mutty mutt, imbeciles, smol ones, beans, itty bitty kitties (my kid's name for them, don't know why).
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I got stopped by Disneyland security for my Surly bottle opener/wrench keychain. Had a long didactic argument about whether I agreed that "this is a tool, yes?" I eventually had to catch a shuttle back to my car to put it away, or have it confiscated.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Folks,,,
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Way ahead of you here.
September 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just in the last week, I went from being completely ignorant of sex mazes to being sick of sex mazes.
September 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yeah, we're awful. Just thought of this for no particular reason.
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Roster Recollections from @defector.com.
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My local library has subscriptions to a bunch of magazines, including the New Yorker, and so they're available digitally on Libby. Assuming your library is similar, you just search for "New Yorker" on Libby, and then you can browse through the issues.
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Someone needs to listen to more of them.
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It could happen tonight! Manifesting.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Barfing and crying and pissing myself when this guy crashes through the trees in the Catskills.
August 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Haven't seen an Ezterhaz owned this hard since...
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bummer.
August 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I know this is a vibes based world we're living in now, but the life expectancy of people who were adults in the 1950s was provably much shorter than it is now, despite us all being full of seed oils and not smoking (?).
August 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The world we built absolutely sucks ass.
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
RIP to a decent guy who was also incredibly funny. We’ll all go together when we go.
July 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was sort of this customer, minus being a dipshit. My kid wanted to make a Minecraft diamond axe in woodshop, so we got all the hex codes for the pixels. After being told they couldn't mix hex codes, instead of being a dick, I just used a paint chip kit and got as close as I could.
July 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I got slow played by this one, but it's turned into a masterpiece.
June 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These dogs are spectacular idiots, and I love them.
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Watching cycling. @jonbois.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social UC Santa Cruz had narrative evaluations instead of grades for 35 years, from when it was founded in 1965 to The Year 2000. After they ended narrative evals, my partner and I swore they would not see a dime from us, so have $10 for each year of no-grades (plus fees).
April 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We should entrust every single system to AI.
March 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM