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Kat
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Will pee on your carpet
I have been on a panic search for my glasses

while I was wearing them
September 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Wednesday or something...
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September 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nah man it is not good for you to start the day with coffee and meds

Crack cocaine OTOH
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September 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Where did you go?
September 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ahem ahem, is your cat from Austria by any chance???
September 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What is your opinion on bird not being real but robots by government for surveillance? 🤔
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don't want to imagine how the word "Cockroach" came to be
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can someone please create a social media like reddit or FB but ban any political discussion at all

Like I am sick and tired of seeing political discussion of countries I don't even live in!

Just show me dem cat videos!!! 😠
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
*rushes to buy stacks of onion*
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Never start an art piece because I know I will get tired and bored 20% of the way and feel guilty for not finishing it
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September 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think, people who listen to AI podcasts from start to finish for entertainment reasons should be put on some sort of list
September 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Good luck, I hope you become the next President
September 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
with pineapple
September 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thank you for the encouragement,

So what if I have lost my car and life savings,

I still have a house, I will win it all back and more this time...
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
*Tells you to not talk about the club*

*Flies to other cities to recruit members for said club*

Man, he can't even follow his own damn advice, now can he?
September 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Better you go outside and touch grass

and when you do...

Please describe it to me, it has been a few years since I last saw it
September 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"stick my feet in warm soup"

*Smacks lips*

My lady, may I suggest a business proposal...
September 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ain't no way any daughter of mine is gonna ride a roomba, she will ride a horse and be a cowgirl like God intended
September 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You wished and it rained???

BURN THIS WITCH
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August 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Outsource it to India....
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 🥳🥳☺️😊 🎉 👏 👏

Party when???
August 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM