Home alone so I’m smoking weed, eating a bahn mi and watching black dynamite at max volume

It’s awesome when a guy makes an Instagram posts and it’s just 4 different pictures of him and his friends in the dark

In high school all my Instagram captions were lyrics to SoundCloud rap songs that, in retrospect, nobody at my school would know

Seeing SoundCloud rappers live is funny bc the kids around you are like “holy shit it’s Dylan Moxie!” and on stage is the most normal looking 19 year old dude you’ve ever seen

Taking sex pill supplements before I go on a beach vacation with friends, just to mix things up