Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica
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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica
@shadyscientician.bsky.social
Monsters, tentacles, plants, oh my! I write monsters and humans doing. well. You know.

#NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas

Lots of backlog on Kindle: https://author.to/SalazarZed
[independent clause], [independent clause] and [dependent clause] is grammatically correct as far as I'm aware (unlike the above example), but it flows very oddly.

I would actually add a second comma to make the second clause more of a parenthetical phrase.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yeah I'm just saying anyone who asks for an epub isn't a library worker collecting it for work. We don't do loose epubs, and can't distribute them

But I also through epubs at random people
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lobraries use services like Libby and Hoopla rather than handling loose EPUBs. That'd be a DMCA nightmare.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I got one of these in an international market because I was craving an iced tea. I also called it Car Battery Drink. Why does it hurt.
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Man didn't check in for a few years and now you're shilling for The Hobby Lobby of Game IPs?

The fuck happened in like 3 years?
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hell, everything is a starship troopers rip-off. Even people who never read starship troopers were ripping it off because the books they were ripping off ripped off starship troopers. If you peel enough layers back on any scifi you'll eventually end up at Robert A. Heinlein's 1957 Starship Troopers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There's this youtube channel called Design Docs that drives me insane. It's such a cool name, it really nails both SEO and thumbnails, and then you watch it and realize I, a guy who has only ever studied /board game/ design, know a fuckton more than this guy about viddy games.
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica
Trans guy priest or paladin who manages to resist a succubus and is also like "I don't have semen for you anyways so I am immune!"

And she's like, "Sure, you don't!"
And zaps a big dick on him that he's then desperate to use on her. Wow. Fantastic.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Countries signing the ottawa treaty: Landmines are horrible and will leave a hazard for centuries to come long after the war

Kissinger: what if I made them so small you couldn't detect it with a mine sweeper
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(This is roleplay. These fictional characters are fictional consenting adults who fictionally discussed this roleplay beforehand and are fictionally married even probably, so it's good in the eyes of fictional jesus)
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You close your eyes and shakily, quietly with a lack of wakefullness, call out your shock of pleasure at the filling. He kisses your neck with a familiar softness and lulls you back to sleep, to slipping further down his cock to keep it warm until he softens.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM