𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
@shadowmarionette.bsky.social
glory and gore go hand in hand.
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𝚃𝚘 「 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 」
𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝚊 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ＶẸι𝕃 𝚊 ℍ𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.
↓ ♡ + ⟳ ↓
#HazbinHotelRP #MVRP
𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝚊 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ＶẸι𝕃 𝚊 ℍ𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.
↓ ♡ + ⟳ ↓
#HazbinHotelRP #MVRP
Very. ~
“Are you sure..?”
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Very. ~
Why?
Can't stand the idea of anyone else beating you to it?
Not like that'll ever happen, of course.
Can't stand the idea of anyone else beating you to it?
Not like that'll ever happen, of course.
a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a sword .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a sword .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why?
Can't stand the idea of anyone else beating you to it?
Not like that'll ever happen, of course.
Can't stand the idea of anyone else beating you to it?
Not like that'll ever happen, of course.
It will take a lot more than scraps and metal to kill this radio star.
a close up of a cartoon character with red hair
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with red hair
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November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It will take a lot more than scraps and metal to kill this radio star.
Reposted by 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
...
( oh, ha-ha. guns. very funny. )
( oh, ha-ha. guns. very funny. )
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
...
( oh, ha-ha. guns. very funny. )
( oh, ha-ha. guns. very funny. )
I don't need saving 𓈒
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
GOODNIGHT
Do not see a doctor.
Do not see a doctor.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
( Alastor doesn't interrupt. Not even once. He simply watches as Angel pours his little heart out.
The only signs he's truly paying attention are the subtle tilt of his head, and the unreadable smile playing across his lips.
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The only signs he's truly paying attention are the subtle tilt of his head, and the unreadable smile playing across his lips.
+
+;
It’s better for everyone this way, they’ll stop “moaning” soon enough. ‘N once they stop and forget about me, everyone will be happy- you, them, me.. Win-win, no?
It’s better for everyone this way, they’ll stop “moaning” soon enough. ‘N once they stop and forget about me, everyone will be happy- you, them, me.. Win-win, no?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
( Alastor doesn't interrupt. Not even once. He simply watches as Angel pours his little heart out.
The only signs he's truly paying attention are the subtle tilt of his head, and the unreadable smile playing across his lips.
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The only signs he's truly paying attention are the subtle tilt of his head, and the unreadable smile playing across his lips.
+
"And enjoy it, I will."
It's Alastor. Of course he knows far more than he lets on.
While he delights in getting his hands dirty at the best of times, he just 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 a good 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚.
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It's Alastor. Of course he knows far more than he lets on.
While he delights in getting his hands dirty at the best of times, he just 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 a good 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚.
+
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"And enjoy it, I will."
It's Alastor. Of course he knows far more than he lets on.
While he delights in getting his hands dirty at the best of times, he just 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 a good 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚.
+
It's Alastor. Of course he knows far more than he lets on.
While he delights in getting his hands dirty at the best of times, he just 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 a good 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚.
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Not a fan of false advertising.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not a fan of false advertising.
( she will never get a proper explanation. )
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
( she will never get a proper explanation. )
Reposted by 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
✧ photoshopped
[[ i have dms proving this wrong
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
✧ photoshopped
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
( ...? Oh, did he say that out loud?
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
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He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
+
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
( ...? Oh, did he say that out loud?
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
+
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
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Hm.
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
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( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hm.
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
( hush, hush, kitty cat. do not ruin his fun. )
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
( hush, hush, kitty cat. do not ruin his fun. )
I think manual blending will do the trick.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I think manual blending will do the trick.
Mm.
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
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( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
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+;
You could be making a whole fuckin’ tea shop, who gives a fuck..
ꨄ︎ He mutters under his breath, staring at the floor. Angel never really had much in common with Alastor, and all he can come up with now just involves being more rude. ꨄ︎
You could be making a whole fuckin’ tea shop, who gives a fuck..
ꨄ︎ He mutters under his breath, staring at the floor. Angel never really had much in common with Alastor, and all he can come up with now just involves being more rude. ꨄ︎
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mm.
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
Don’t worry, darling. The drink only screams a little when stirred.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a building .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a building .
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don’t worry, darling. The drink only screams a little when stirred.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
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"That's....not how you make a Bloody Mary, but you do you....
.... fucking cannibal "
.... fucking cannibal "
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"That's....not how you make a Bloody Mary, but you do you....
.... fucking cannibal "
.... fucking cannibal "
Neither have I! But unfortunately, I'm not allowed to borrow any of the Maries staying at the hotel.
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Neither have I! But unfortunately, I'm not allowed to borrow any of the Maries staying at the hotel.
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Alastor blinks twice. Slowly, like a cat.
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
( Alastor blinks twice. Slowly, like a cat.
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
Well, Charlie? Have you ever tried a Bloody Mary?
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, Charlie? Have you ever tried a Bloody Mary?