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I hope you like what I have planned this year
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You know, I've started to think
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Crossovers felt more special when they weren't bloody everywhere.

We have Fortnite, horror Fortnite, pirate Fortnite, fighting Fortnite, shooter Fortnite, and now racing Fortnite.

It just doesn't hit the same
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I rather like the first Ace Attorney game!
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hellooooooooo, I'm the Pasta Critic

I groom it so you don't have to
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What's the going rate for a British hooker?

A pound for a pound
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Gobble gobble gobble 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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an image that could kill god
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just how do people think up new posts every day?

My inspiration comes in bursts, so I schedule a bunch to surprise my future self
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Channel Zero stunned me with how dull it was.

SyFy really took a forum thread and stretched it on the rack into a full season

Even the teeth monster had no bite!
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What goes up, must come down

Unless we're talking about your fat mama
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Inside you there are two wolves

How did they get there?
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Please mind the gap between the timetable and reality
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If someone speaks of Happy Appy, but doesn't know the name Forenzik, then you're conversing with a fake fan
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster.
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October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
#Pokemon's strongest haters were christened its strongest fans.

Their rage stems from their wish to see the series be the best it can.

The market for these hate videos has only grown as more Pokemon fans feel the same way.
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You don't need Windows 11
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hasan Piker, am I right?
a blue lightning bolt strikes a metal object
ALT: a blue lightning bolt strikes a metal object
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Have challenge videos gone too far?
October 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whoever's idea it was to make the Figments collectable in Psychonauts.

I would like a word
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's only just sunk in that not only are there people out there who want me dead for my beliefs, but some close confidants, if I were a stranger to them, would be cheering if I was the one who got shot
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Clippy and Rover... Wonder where they're going?
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ten years of Undertale

A game that has charmed me with its characters, moved me with its music, delighted me with its dialogue, and flabbergasted me with its fan base

Thanks to the fine friends found therethrough, and Toby Fox for making this great thing

He's still not Ness
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don't know about you, but I think murder is wrong
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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"I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness... his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.”
August 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM