Those were always so fucking stupid. Like what normal person has an hour to go to breakfast at 1015am on a Tuesday

Tulane deserved a bye

I want you to be glad

My brother sent that to me this morning in a perfect follow up to my last text

I shipped a gift via ups ground on Saturday and was very surprised it won't get to NJ until next Tuesday. Not sure md-11 grounding is compounding volume of packages but 9-10 days for $40 was tough

One of the most painful things I've ever read was is if they were to make That 70s Show today, it would be set during the gwb administration

Well aside from "no class"