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@shabbydude.bsky.social
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Charlotte, NC
Charlotte, NC
As a fan of a team (WAS) with a ton of cap space and an old TE who just blew out his knee, I'm already talking myself into overpaying Pitts.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As a fan of a team (WAS) with a ton of cap space and an old TE who just blew out his knee, I'm already talking myself into overpaying Pitts.
Good luck. There used to be One True Wife Gift until some jealous-ass short dude destroyed it in the fires of Mount Doom and now we're stuck going "Here are some more of those lembas you mentioned enjoying once 12 years ago, honey."
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Good luck. There used to be One True Wife Gift until some jealous-ass short dude destroyed it in the fires of Mount Doom and now we're stuck going "Here are some more of those lembas you mentioned enjoying once 12 years ago, honey."
I got one sitting at my desk in class in middle school that two girls definitely noticed and they were giggling and every time they laughed I'd feel embarrassed and it would twitch and they'd laugh harder and that is why we must repeal the 19th amendment
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I got one sitting at my desk in class in middle school that two girls definitely noticed and they were giggling and every time they laughed I'd feel embarrassed and it would twitch and they'd laugh harder and that is why we must repeal the 19th amendment
Classic California cheeseburger recipe
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Classic California cheeseburger recipe
Also assumes (incorrectly) that having the institutional Dem Party against you won't be a huge boost to a candidate's primary chances by then. Calling for Chuck Schumer to be sent to Gitmo is going to be the moderate squish position.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also assumes (incorrectly) that having the institutional Dem Party against you won't be a huge boost to a candidate's primary chances by then. Calling for Chuck Schumer to be sent to Gitmo is going to be the moderate squish position.
Me sidling up to Halle Berry like...
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me sidling up to Halle Berry like...
Imagine walking down the street, mentally trash talking Cal Ripken, Jr. because your 15,000+ day not getting murdered streak makes him look like a little bitch and then, wham! Couldn't be me.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Imagine walking down the street, mentally trash talking Cal Ripken, Jr. because your 15,000+ day not getting murdered streak makes him look like a little bitch and then, wham! Couldn't be me.
I think being drafted when you're 26 gets you honorary elder millennial status, so he'd fit right in
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think being drafted when you're 26 gets you honorary elder millennial status, so he'd fit right in
There's a Dr. Dazzle verse about Bimzelx the jizz player waiting to happen
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There's a Dr. Dazzle verse about Bimzelx the jizz player waiting to happen
He clearly wasn't their first choice and his defenses are still having the exact same issues they've been having forever. I'm not saying he should definitely be fired, but it's worth discussing because with an easier schedule and (presumably) better injury luck, next year is a real opportunity.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He clearly wasn't their first choice and his defenses are still having the exact same issues they've been having forever. I'm not saying he should definitely be fired, but it's worth discussing because with an easier schedule and (presumably) better injury luck, next year is a real opportunity.
I don't care about any particular team getting left out. Maryland is never making the CFP. But it is funny/infuriating how no matter how many iterations of playoff selection criteria we go through, and how many teams are in the field, there's always someone left out for self-conflicting reasons.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don't care about any particular team getting left out. Maryland is never making the CFP. But it is funny/infuriating how no matter how many iterations of playoff selection criteria we go through, and how many teams are in the field, there's always someone left out for self-conflicting reasons.
Bi-Curious George and the Monkey Gland Affair is the name of the slashfic that got me banned from the PBSKids subreddit
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bi-Curious George and the Monkey Gland Affair is the name of the slashfic that got me banned from the PBSKids subreddit
I agree. It's disgusting how far this organization is going to sabotage Shedeur.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I agree. It's disgusting how far this organization is going to sabotage Shedeur.
I know clickbait title and all that but most clueless of all time? There was a whole era where a large portion of the league was on cocaine. Bronny isn't even the most clueless player to ever play with his dad.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I know clickbait title and all that but most clueless of all time? There was a whole era where a large portion of the league was on cocaine. Bronny isn't even the most clueless player to ever play with his dad.
The AFC North telling the NFC South to look at the single line of footprints in the sand
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The AFC North telling the NFC South to look at the single line of footprints in the sand
I've heard that @justinhalpern.bsky.social 's mom does based on her line of veterinary medications.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I've heard that @justinhalpern.bsky.social 's mom does based on her line of veterinary medications.
This article breaks the math on it down.
Going for 2 down 8 points: Packers pull off come-from-behind win thanks to this strategy
The Packers profited from being the first team this season to try this unconventional 2-point conversion attempt. Here's why others should follow their lead.
www.espn.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This article breaks the math on it down.
RIP to your pergola but I'm different
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
RIP to your pergola but I'm different
They signed Jameis first! It never made sense. He's a perfectly cromulent guy to play QB until Dart was ready/forced to play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They signed Jameis first! It never made sense. He's a perfectly cromulent guy to play QB until Dart was ready/forced to play.
She in Rachel chat rooms using slurs!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
She in Rachel chat rooms using slurs!!!
If he goes on SNL as the musical guest and tears up a picture of John Paul II, I will wholeheartedly convert.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If he goes on SNL as the musical guest and tears up a picture of John Paul II, I will wholeheartedly convert.
MFW I'm forced to contemplate the unbearable lightness of my existence
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
MFW I'm forced to contemplate the unbearable lightness of my existence
Nominative determinism
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nominative determinism