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I threw up scalloped potatoes in the parking lot of a doctor's office 20 years ago and never ate them again. Hope that helps
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A lil princess angel 🥺🥰
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's ok you'll wear them all one day 😌
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Follow me for more concert etiquette
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Inevitably a drunk person or persons will follow you and everyone will blame it on them
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The trick at this and most concerts is to just pretend you have a teenage daughter somewhere in the crowd, and they'll let you go wherever you want
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hahaha it's like this but irl 😌
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Im glad to hear scungillionaire didn't kill you 🙏
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Heeeelll yesss 🤘
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Do monster next
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yk I gotta say weird stuff online ok. Really was the perfect soundtrack for that melodrama!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
YEA YOU ARE 🥰 tbh i think I half blacked out from excitement for most their set but man was that song good live
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
😎

(one more reference hehehe)
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The lewinskibidi will overtake you and you'll be fine!
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I remember when my dad and his girlfriend got in a fight and she stormed out of the house and we drove around the neighborhood looking for her, I was in the backseat listening to that hawthorne heights CD on my walkman looking forlornly out the window
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM