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@sgoa.st
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world's least accurate judd hirsch parody account. mke wrestlebuddy. rocko's dad. sgoast on twitch. he/him.
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oh wait, there he is.
rocko the dog.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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i tried to find my dog, but all i could find was this mysterious short man. right after i took this picture, he said he couldn't stay long since he needed to go home and help the orphans. sorry, i'll try harder to find my dog next time.
a dog lying on a bed with a black and red luchador mask awkwardly placed over his head.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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it's happening.
fake promotional image for a lydia tar skin coming to fortnite.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the words "pepsi for tv-game" in the zohran mamdani logo font. in the right corner, there is a chubby white guy in a white tshirt and tan hat gives a thumbs up with the subtitle "やったじゃないか！" or "you did it!" in english. this guy is a screenshot from the ps1 game "pepsiman".
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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as someone who just got married in the former pabst brewery wearing godzilla socks and entertaining guests with a godzilla pinball table in the basement, this collab should make holiday gift shopping for our friends very easy.
greg, in a dress shirt, holding godzilla cup ramen socks. greg and vee kissing at the top of the vestibule in the great hall of the best place. the former pabst brewery. greg holding vee in his arms post wedding in the basement of the great hall at the best place, the former pabst brewery. there is a crowd and a cartoon version of them printed to the right. vee in bridal gear playing a game of godzilla pinball.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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edited screenshot from the show "i think you should leave". an in memoriam video is projected on a screen. a picture of dick cheney is on the video with the title: Tiny Dicky Cheney 1941 - 2025 Pancaked by Drunk Dump Truck Driver
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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gave out so much candy to trick or treaters that i had to start slinging these motherfuckers from our old man candy bowl:
a bag and assorted singles of strawberries and creme creme savers hard candy, a candy you likely have not heard of if you are under 40.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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rocko is dressed as the most frightening thing he can think of: a very large cat.
rocko the dog sitting on a bed, dressed in a lion costume.
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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i'm very proud of my uncle kaz. (also @crashtos.bsky.social is here and a cat.)
greg dressed up as haruka from the yakuza series in a bisexually lit bar. christos is also there and is dressed as cat.
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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happy halloween weekend 1. @bearonica.bsky.social is currently building her heat.
vee, dressed as kazuma kiryu drinking a glass of sake in a bisexually lighted bar.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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cooking price wise was a life changing discovery. just listen to the noise he makes pulling out this fuckin' soufflé.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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oh hell yeah.
a screenshot of the libby app, an app that allows you to check out ebooks from your local library. the first result for a search of vincent price is the cookbook "cooking price-wise" by vincent price. the description is "Best known as a star of stage and screen, Vincent Price was also a noted gourmet whose enthusiastic promotion of home cooking included several cookbooks and a television..."
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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you're on to something. they even have a belt to collect.
the wrestling championship belt wwe made for the dodgers as a part of their ruthless pursuit of shoving themselves in to whichever culturally significant moment vince acknowledges exists.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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logo for the game PSYCHONAUTS IN THE RHOMBUS OF RUIN
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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you don't have forever. do cool shit with your friends now.

@robowieland.bsky.social forever.
rob wieland DMing a ttrpg on a fundraising stream we ran back in 2019. rob is explaining to two other people on screen how greg's roll meant his character did a cool flip in a plane and killed a bunch of nazis. rob on a fundraising stream from 2020, cackling at greg fucking up a challenge and inadvertently killing two player characters in the process. rob smiling behind greg and vee at their wedding as they complete their vows and just before he declares them husband and wife. rob, vee, greg, and their siblings celebrating in the basement after the ceremony and moments after signing the paperwork to make it official.
October 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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some genuinely terrifying AI slop that the sandwich shop i went to for lunch thought was good enough to print on canvas.
lightning mcqueen from cars eats a sandwich(?). all his logos are swirled and he has the expression of someone who has recently been hit in the head with a shovel. some chips seem to be merged with his lips???? three ai slop pictures. from bottom right to upper left: - temu kermit the from holds a sandwich. you could park a buick in his mouth. -john wayne rides a horse, who is eating sandwiches. john is eating a banana for some reason? - c3p0 is just fucked up man. just... god. also the sandwich is the size of a toaster.
October 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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rocko the dog reacts with glee. (actually he's just mid crunch while eating his breakfast.)
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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man, i hate hot autumns. rocko could be walking around in any number of the cute sweaters we bought for him but noooooooo. what a bummer.
rocko the dog, nude as the day he was born, walking down an urban sidewalk on a warm autumn morning. dead leaves line either side of the sidewalk.
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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thanks rocko.
rocko the dog carefully tearing at a wasp shaped dog toy.
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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check it out, i have a skin in fortnite now.
a screenshot of the game fortnite. cammy stands in front of a big roly-poly bug with the name "greg".
September 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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german schlager singer heino giving a thumbs up.
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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i lost the greggles cup today. on my birthday no less. congrats to the new co-champs @bearonica.bsky.social and @crashtos.bsky.social.
two people standing in front of a bar, holding up victory hand signals. a small title belt between them.
August 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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if y'all come to milwaukee, you can add these to the collection (along with like, a half dozen brewery tour ones):
magnet for the national bobblehead hall of fame and museum. a bobble head in a crest for the museum. a magnet for the milwaukee art museum. the exterior of the MAM surrounded by flowers. a magnet for the milwaukee art museum. a dinosaur plays with butterflies.
August 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM