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Jeff
@sfjeff.bsky.social
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San Francisco | he/him | troymccluresf
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LV in the Gangstas Paradise video, also sopping wet for some reason like Elon's creepy AI lady
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I have gone down a bit of a rabbit hole today
Eugene Emeralds' alternate jersey: "Exploding Whales" with a beach/whale/dynamite themed logo Someone in a whale costume beckoning you to join them inside "Exploding Whale Memorial Park"
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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is… this a thing
People thought the actress at the Rockford Peaches reunion game was Geena Davis in old makeup?
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Incoming NYC comptroller Dustan Hermansson
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Congrats to Atlanta's new manager
photo of Jorma Taccone of the Lonely Island
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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MLB what are you DOING
Instagram reel "checking in with Drake at the Word Series"
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Wearing Canadian red & white and my Toronto Giants hat, go Jays
Me walking to the bus wearing a red and white flannel shirt and the blue and green hat
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Watching Shohei Ohtani as a Giants fan
SpongeBob "looking out the window jealously" meme
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Vision Zero
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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a photo of Screech
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I think that counts as canon
One of the occasional spy versus spy versus spy, Mad Magazine strips in which Grey Spy is indeed a Carmen Sandiego-esque hot lady spy
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Our choo choos nap at the beach!

📸Gary Lenhart
SF's N Judah light rail chillin at the terminal loop with sand dunes and Ocean Beach behind it
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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It all comes back to Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan on camera clearly conspiring with DB Cooper himself (alias Jimmy James)
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I had one of these!
Darkwing Duck piggy bank from like 1995
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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wow you mean literally everything gets better for everybody when there are fewer cars choking up our cities, damn why hasn't anybody been screaming about this for decades and decades
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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even the cool one sucks
Kennedy the lady who was cool when she was an MTV VJ but not when she's hosting fox news pods
September 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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We even have precedent
Trump on his lil covid drive around the hospital
August 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Anyone else finding it real gross that capitalism takes away all of our third spaces and then offers us shit like this in return?
Capital One Café at Union Square SF Banking services Use ATMs or get account help from a friendly Ambassador. Food & beverage Enjoy craft coffee, breakfast, lunch, snacks & more. Café spaces Take a break or get work done with free Wi-Fi & outlets. Customer perks Book a workspace. Plus, cardholders get 50% off handcrafted beverages.
August 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Attn @defector.com @redford.bsky.social re: Ham Truck
One of Dave McKenna's French Ham Trucks popping up at Brix Factory in Oakland this weekend re: https://defector.com/dave-mckenna-insists-they-have-ham-trucks-in-france
August 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Nothing says "I love America" than wadding the American flag up in your sweaty taint all day
August 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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seems great
"This year, she agreed to let her 9-year-old daughter walk to school by herself, putting identification tags in her backpack just in case she’s hit by a car. "
August 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Seinfeld diddit
Letterman filmed in LA and Paul ran through a bunch of LA-based show sets and the Seinfeld part opens with Jerry & George arguing if a hot dog is a sandwich
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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how dare u
that one pic of the McGuire twins from the Guinness book
August 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Drivers are so awesome
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM