Seven D. Jester
@sevensandsixes.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️ • full of jestrogen and fox... fluid?
18+ - will post swears and occasional butts
I write of matters which I neither saw, nor suffered, nor heard by reports for people that I made up.
18+ - will post swears and occasional butts
I write of matters which I neither saw, nor suffered, nor heard by reports for people that I made up.
getting put in the krampus sack for being on the "not-he" list
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
getting put in the krampus sack for being on the "not-he" list
"Then star nor sun shall waken,
Nor any change of light:
Nor sound of waters shaken,
Nor any sound or sight:
Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,
Nor days nor things diurnal;
Only the sleep eternal
In an eternal night."
Nor any change of light:
Nor sound of waters shaken,
Nor any sound or sight:
Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,
Nor days nor things diurnal;
Only the sleep eternal
In an eternal night."
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Then star nor sun shall waken,
Nor any change of light:
Nor sound of waters shaken,
Nor any sound or sight:
Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,
Nor days nor things diurnal;
Only the sleep eternal
In an eternal night."
Nor any change of light:
Nor sound of waters shaken,
Nor any sound or sight:
Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,
Nor days nor things diurnal;
Only the sleep eternal
In an eternal night."
when i can no longer do the turbo mcchicken duke skip at florbo's palace to save 3 seconds;
As patches set upon a little breach
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
when i can no longer do the turbo mcchicken duke skip at florbo's palace to save 3 seconds;
Reposted by Seven D. Jester
i think ant-man, colossus, and wolverine should do a multi-stage fastball special and if they've already done it they should do it again but adding more participants each time
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i think ant-man, colossus, and wolverine should do a multi-stage fastball special and if they've already done it they should do it again but adding more participants each time
reminder: if you find yourself in a world absent of people, you've been trapped within a single slice of time. it is company policy to find a music video of a song older than a decade and comment "anyone here in [date on nearest newspaper]?" our trained agents will find you.
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
reminder: if you find yourself in a world absent of people, you've been trapped within a single slice of time. it is company policy to find a music video of a song older than a decade and comment "anyone here in [date on nearest newspaper]?" our trained agents will find you.
there's something inside you
it's hard to explain
wait it crawled out your left ear hole
and into the drain
it's hard to explain
wait it crawled out your left ear hole
and into the drain
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
there's something inside you
it's hard to explain
wait it crawled out your left ear hole
and into the drain
it's hard to explain
wait it crawled out your left ear hole
and into the drain
diving into a pool of molten gold and becoming either an again-functioning kintsugi being or a yolk-yellow carbonite sarcophagus
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
diving into a pool of molten gold and becoming either an again-functioning kintsugi being or a yolk-yellow carbonite sarcophagus
doing that thing where i do that thing and don't do that other thing
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
doing that thing where i do that thing and don't do that other thing
realising far too late that these giant popout cakes aren't actually made out of cake and i'm suddenly far less interested in this caper
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
realising far too late that these giant popout cakes aren't actually made out of cake and i'm suddenly far less interested in this caper
anything can be a concept for an isekai if you put "In Another World" after it -
Beethoven's 5th In Another World
A 16-Car Pileup In Another World??
it even works for more outlandish concepts like
Entropic Radishes In Another World
or
A Stable Income In Another World!
Beethoven's 5th In Another World
A 16-Car Pileup In Another World??
it even works for more outlandish concepts like
Entropic Radishes In Another World
or
A Stable Income In Another World!
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
anything can be a concept for an isekai if you put "In Another World" after it -
Beethoven's 5th In Another World
A 16-Car Pileup In Another World??
it even works for more outlandish concepts like
Entropic Radishes In Another World
or
A Stable Income In Another World!
Beethoven's 5th In Another World
A 16-Car Pileup In Another World??
it even works for more outlandish concepts like
Entropic Radishes In Another World
or
A Stable Income In Another World!
i'd sooner floss my colon with barbed wire but thanks i guess
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i'd sooner floss my colon with barbed wire but thanks i guess
playing a different minecraft modpack and just found an omnitrix in a crashed ship while waiting for my tardis to generate more artron energy to go get some build grist
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
playing a different minecraft modpack and just found an omnitrix in a crashed ship while waiting for my tardis to generate more artron energy to go get some build grist
Reposted by Seven D. Jester
THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
at some point i realised "gotta go fast" is an anagram of "faggot toast" and so every time i'm eating breakfast i think of sonic 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
at some point i realised "gotta go fast" is an anagram of "faggot toast" and so every time i'm eating breakfast i think of sonic 🙏
colour me shocked that the company that puppeteered James Earl Jones' corpse's voice using AI but still has millions playing their game is still pushing for AI in their game
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
colour me shocked that the company that puppeteered James Earl Jones' corpse's voice using AI but still has millions playing their game is still pushing for AI in their game
oh thank god because tbh it was either this or staging an elaborate identity theft scheme
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
oh thank god because tbh it was either this or staging an elaborate identity theft scheme
assuming any two-word camel-cased username is a homestuck thing and it's on anyone else for not changing to avoid the association
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
assuming any two-word camel-cased username is a homestuck thing and it's on anyone else for not changing to avoid the association
screaming into my megaphone at the town square about how chthonic doesn't mean "relating to chtulhu"
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
screaming into my megaphone at the town square about how chthonic doesn't mean "relating to chtulhu"
curling into a ball and weeping unconsolably at the sixth rejection letter for my pitch, PantoPorno: Jack Off The Beanstalk - the first in a series of adult pantomime parodies
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
curling into a ball and weeping unconsolably at the sixth rejection letter for my pitch, PantoPorno: Jack Off The Beanstalk - the first in a series of adult pantomime parodies
pursuing immortality not for petty reasons but to do that thing where you get stabbed in the stomach and then you grab the sword and pull it deeper into you bringing your enemy closer until they can smell the blood on your breath
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pursuing immortality not for petty reasons but to do that thing where you get stabbed in the stomach and then you grab the sword and pull it deeper into you bringing your enemy closer until they can smell the blood on your breath
oh nooo she wasn't prepared for the impermanence of all things and hasn't developed a way of dealing with the transient nature of reality nooooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
oh nooo she wasn't prepared for the impermanence of all things and hasn't developed a way of dealing with the transient nature of reality nooooo
i've had to make little catwalks everywhere so i don't get trodden on and i have secret tunnels everywhere this is delightful
crashed out while building the fusion reactor so now i'm playing a fantasy pack and i'm a little pixie and i can fit under slabs it's so cute
big complicated tech minecraft modpacks are really cool because they let me crash out while building a fusion reactor before i realise that the depths of my creativity has been the same 9x9 layout for like a decade
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i've had to make little catwalks everywhere so i don't get trodden on and i have secret tunnels everywhere this is delightful
Reposted by Seven D. Jester
