Yours Truly, Satch Palooka
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Yours Truly, Satch Palooka
@sethpalooka.bsky.social
Ex-journalist/current govt communicator. Amateur photographer in WA. Dem until I die. Sports fan (Seattle/WA teams and KC Chiefs). Please don't DM me without asking.
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Even on the darkest days, remember that the daytime star shines somewhere.

And so do you. 💙🫶
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
May your dreams be filled with golden light ... 💙🫶
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Haven't posted for a few days, so here are some reminders that the sky is an art gallery ... 💙🫶
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This world is full of wonders. You are one of them. 💙🫶
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Hey, Tommy Turkey, how are -- WHAT ARE THOSE FAWKING HOOMANS DOING?! NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😱😭😭😭"
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Your fire lights up the world. 💙🫶
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"What the kind of fawkin' bird is THAT?!"
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You are beautiful. I hope you sleep well. 💙🫶
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"WHO THE FAWK YOU CALLING 'PIZZA FACE,' HOOMAN?! ... Also ... what does that mean?"
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You have so much power and light inside you ... you shine. 💙🫶
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"Monday is coming?! FLY AWAY! FAWK!!!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh, how you fly ... 💙🫶
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"I FAWKING HATE YOU, YOU FAWKIN' FAWK."
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The sky is an art gallery ... just breathe. 💙🫶
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
👇💙
MTG is resigning effective Jan 5
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look for the beauty around you ... 💙🫶
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"🎶Here I come to FAWK YOU UP ... 🎶"
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh, how you fly ... 💙🫶
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"What the FAWK is going on down there?! STOP!!!"
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You are the light in the gloom. 💙🫶
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"Hello, hooman! It's very safe out here in this dark parking lot where it's just you and me ... one on one ... not like I would fawk you up ... MWAKAWKAWKAW!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Keep on shining ... 💙🫶
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"Hey, hooman. Yeah, you over there. Hate you. FAWWWK YOUUUUU!!!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sleep well ... 💙🫶
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM