My daughter can sing "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin by heart but doesn't understand the social message at all.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My daughter can sing "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin by heart but doesn't understand the social message at all.
What is to your shame or glory?
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What is to your shame or glory?
Whoa, Detroit goes hard.
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Whoa, Detroit goes hard.
I think my daughter may be Calvin.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think my daughter may be Calvin.
The AI that I think my anti-AI TL can praise.
As the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season ends, the future of forecasting is AI
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting.
knpr.org
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The AI that I think my anti-AI TL can praise.
Thankful for cousins, from snowy Michigan
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Thankful for cousins, from snowy Michigan
Night gathers, and now my watch begins
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Night gathers, and now my watch begins
Hmmm, I'm looking for a name for a comically rich character. How about... Gold sacks man. No, too obvious. What if I rearrange it? Goldman Sacks? Is that too obvious? Well, it's fiction. It's okay to be obvious.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hmmm, I'm looking for a name for a comically rich character. How about... Gold sacks man. No, too obvious. What if I rearrange it? Goldman Sacks? Is that too obvious? Well, it's fiction. It's okay to be obvious.
The man was an oathbreaker, a deserter from the Night's Watch. No man is more dangerous. The deserter knows his life is forfeit if he is taken, so he will not flinch from any crime, no matter how vile.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The man was an oathbreaker, a deserter from the Night's Watch. No man is more dangerous. The deserter knows his life is forfeit if he is taken, so he will not flinch from any crime, no matter how vile.
The perfect guy:
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 figure salary
For short, just call them 666's.
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 figure salary
For short, just call them 666's.
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The perfect guy:
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 figure salary
For short, just call them 666's.
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 figure salary
For short, just call them 666's.
Should I be concerned when my daughter (5) tells me she has to do something, she wants it to be a surprise, but could you get me my bike helmet just in case?
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Should I be concerned when my daughter (5) tells me she has to do something, she wants it to be a surprise, but could you get me my bike helmet just in case?
Two demon hunters and a skeleton in a bike. A great way to Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Two demon hunters and a skeleton in a bike. A great way to Halloween.
It's been seventeen years since this newscast was recorded and the commercialization of Hallowe'en has only accelerated since then.
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youtu.be/0McggLIYmnE?...
In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's been seventeen years since this newscast was recorded and the commercialization of Hallowe'en has only accelerated since then.
youtu.be/0McggLIYmnE?...
youtu.be/0McggLIYmnE?...
Have any of my mutuals done ketamine-assisted or psychedelic-assisted therapy with a trained therapist?
Please DM me if so.
Please DM me if so.
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have any of my mutuals done ketamine-assisted or psychedelic-assisted therapy with a trained therapist?
Please DM me if so.
Please DM me if so.
Feeling pretty pissed at my daughter's school so I hit them with a "Thank you." with a period instead of an exclamation mark. I assume they're feeling devastated.
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Feeling pretty pissed at my daughter's school so I hit them with a "Thank you." with a period instead of an exclamation mark. I assume they're feeling devastated.
It's our eight anniversary today and my wife said we're entering our Bronze Age.
a heart shaped mirror with the words " i love spartacus " on it
ALT: a heart shaped mirror with the words " i love spartacus " on it
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's our eight anniversary today and my wife said we're entering our Bronze Age.
You haven't lived life until you've cried your eyes out in a remote therapy session from a phone booth in a co-working space.
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You haven't lived life until you've cried your eyes out in a remote therapy session from a phone booth in a co-working space.
My wife reported our first real brush with tariff inflation: Cindy Lou Who pyjamas are super expensive in size 5T.
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My wife reported our first real brush with tariff inflation: Cindy Lou Who pyjamas are super expensive in size 5T.
Daughter (5): "Daddy, when did persons start?"
Excited Excited Man GIF
ALT: Excited Excited Man GIF
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Daughter (5): "Daddy, when did persons start?"
Asha's throwing husbands:
Did people really throw axes?
YouTube video by blumineck
youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Asha's throwing husbands:
Whoever wrote Merlin's description of Eastern Phoebes absolutely has it in for this bird.
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Whoever wrote Merlin's description of Eastern Phoebes absolutely has it in for this bird.
Hi y'all, I'm going through relationship troubles. Not something I'm comfortable talking about with in person friends or family so if anyone wants to DM about that or anything else, DMs are open.
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hi y'all, I'm going through relationship troubles. Not something I'm comfortable talking about with in person friends or family so if anyone wants to DM about that or anything else, DMs are open.
Using an em dash sheepishly, hoping nobody decides I'm a computer.
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Using an em dash sheepishly, hoping nobody decides I'm a computer.
My moots are super creative so it doesn't surprise me there's a lot of AI hatred. But my job involves a lot of super boring tasks with a goal of never subverting an expectation and AI does it adequately.
Maybe if the AI companies advertised "this will do the boring shit" people wouldn't be so mad.
Maybe if the AI companies advertised "this will do the boring shit" people wouldn't be so mad.
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My moots are super creative so it doesn't surprise me there's a lot of AI hatred. But my job involves a lot of super boring tasks with a goal of never subverting an expectation and AI does it adequately.
Maybe if the AI companies advertised "this will do the boring shit" people wouldn't be so mad.
Maybe if the AI companies advertised "this will do the boring shit" people wouldn't be so mad.
My 5yo daughter's friend (also 5) told his Mom he had a crush on my daughter. She asked him what that means and he said, "She's kind. If she bumps into me by accident, she says sorry."
For those of you on the apps, here's something to add to your profile.
For those of you on the apps, here's something to add to your profile.
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My 5yo daughter's friend (also 5) told his Mom he had a crush on my daughter. She asked him what that means and he said, "She's kind. If she bumps into me by accident, she says sorry."
For those of you on the apps, here's something to add to your profile.
For those of you on the apps, here's something to add to your profile.