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// guys I'm so tired idfk what this guy is talking about
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So many... "Meetings" to attend, so little time.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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// Lately I've been writing down some little ficlets and oneshots about my ocs and I just finished a depressing one of Madeline :D

Enjoy :DD

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Office hour
∼🏶∼ The clock ticked in the embalmer’s office. It sounded loud in the silence, along with the soft sighs coming from her. An office so quiet, yet so full of what she was into. Her little corner of h...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
All of you need to find different images to send me. I have been sent this 3 times this week and it is only Tuesday.
Get creative or I will not let you bounce on it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ghouls these days, I do not understand them.
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Good evening.
How is the congregation doing?
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
// It was unintentional but I really did give him a soft spot for ghoulettes...
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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so real
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
// The Secondo hc I have that he crochets has been rattling around in my head very badly the past few days
I mean...
He definitely has dexterous fingers ;)
If your character gets in a relationship with my portrayal of him they'll definitely get a crocheted item
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am.
Very close to having a snake skin purse to give to one of my lovers.
One of my credit cards is gone and I know exactly who took it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
// My dumbass has the fucking sleep schedule of an old man smh
in bed by 8 pm
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
People are not soft when I am around.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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People are to. Soft nowadays.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
// Thinking about how Swamp got 50 bucks to do something it would do anyway
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ha. 50 dollars well spent.
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have seen an image that says "You do not need a driver's licence to ride me" and I have to say, I am the same.
Not sure what the cat had to do with it but oh well.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I expect all of you to be sinning to your heart's content.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have been given another image by a sibling this time.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Good morning.
I hope you all are doing well on this foxy Friday.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I require the spray bottle with holy water again.
My assistant is annoying me with questions like "how did you sleep?" and "Did you get your prostate checked recently?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Going to an arcade, then having sex in the car.

Dave and Bustin'.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Never forget this either
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Especially don't forget this
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@primosgrimoire.bsky.social I am going to boil the water ghoul named Swamp alive.
I am informing you because it might be an inconvenience.
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM