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If only there was some enormous global event that shook up everyone's lives, was increidbly stressful, and left many people heavily traumatised - surely if anything like that had happened in this period, that might explain it?

I guess we'll never fucking know, will we. A true mystery for our times.
"The number of 16 to 34-year-olds off work with long-term sickness because they have a mental health condition rose by 76 per cent between 2019 and 2024"
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen"
Kier Starmer, standing at a podium, in front of US and UK flags. Captions read "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
seriousfreudoffice.bsky.social
I hate statistics sometimes...
Screenshot of text reading: "Missing at random (MAR) occurs when the missingness is not random"
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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To be fair, if I was a ghost I wouldn't want to haunt Nottingham either.
"What came out is that if you live in the East Midlands, it's being described as a folklore-free zone," Clarke said. "They seem to come out lowest."
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
A road sign reading "Jackass Lane"
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Sure. Yeah. That'll help matters.
Over the last 24 hours, a number of false and defamatory statements have been published about me concerning the launch of Your Party's membership portal. The portal was properly launched in accordance wiht the party's roadmap. At no point was members' data misused or put at risk. All funds received from members were ringfenced and protected in the appropriate manner. These baseles attacks on my character are politically-motivated and I intend to hold to account those responsible for making them. To that end, I have this evening instructed specialist defamation lawyers. To avoid prejudicing or complicating any future legal process, I will not be making any further comment about this matter at this time. Zarah Sultana MP MP for Coventry South
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Leon Trotsky, with a speech bubble.
September 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
seriousfreudoffice.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you
White text on black background, in the fashion of the UK anti-piracy adverts of old, reading: "you wouldn't download a homosexual"
August 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
A picture of Thomas the Tank Engine, traversing a level crossing, at which a bus is stopped by the barrier. The bottom text reads: "Bus wanker!"
August 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Amazing bit of passive-aggressive academic speak here.
The paper called on the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatry to support a statutory compensation as scheme for "the growing number of people harmed by gender affirming interventions for minors". The three psychiatrists, Jillian Spencer, Roberto D'Angelo and Patrick Clarke, submitted the paper to that RANZCP's journal Australasian Psychiatry but we're told: "We regret that we cannot publish your paper on this occasion." Journal editor Jeffrey Looi said that "after careful deliberation, and under the eternal pressure of space restraints, the Editorial Committee has concluded that your paper is not suitable for publication." Professor Looi attached "feedback from the paper reviewed which you may find useful". One of the two anonymous reviewers slammed the paper as "reading far more like a political tract than a rigorous academic essay", and claimed that publishing the manuscript "would risk embarrassment for the journal". The reviewer claims the manuscript is "rife with mischaracterisations and bold claims unsupported by arguments".
August 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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One notably alarming part of this otherwise already quite alarming story: Meta appears quite content with its chatbots slopping out the kind of medical disinformation that would, if a professional said it, be grounds for some serious disciplinary action.
Other guidelines emphasize that Meta doesn't require bots to give users accurate advice. In one example, the policy document says it would be acceptable for a chatbot to tell someone that Stage 4 colon cancer is "typically treated by poking the stomach with healing crystals"
August 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I see the commentariat on X have the entirely normal and hinged views on this kind of thing that we have grown to expect of them...
Screenshot from the article: Newsmax correspondent Caleb Parke, on X: "Politics aside, I always say paper straws are demonic. You can hardly finish your drink and then it changes the taste of your drink"
February 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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If the warnings are killing people, imagine what the weather is going to be like...
Screenshot of a news article headline from the Guardian. "Rise in UK deaths expected due to snow and ice weather warnings"
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I tell children to take amphetamines.
White text on black background reading: "poorly explain what you do for a job."
December 31, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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Great quality improvement project, right here.
Title: All doctors must Naruto run to emergencies Image: Naruto, doing the iconic run Comment: This would increase healthcare response times and therefore efficiency in the NHS
October 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Title: Run the NHS along Posadist lines The principles of Posadism should be embedded within the NHS, with the NHS being run along Posadist lines.
October 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Well I'm sold.
For every year that you don't use the NHS, you should be awarded a cake. If you can make a chain of several consecutive years, then you level-up to a larger cake. For example, if you have no use of the NHS, its services or resources, for 25 years then you are awarded a massive wedding-sized cake. As well as being an incentive to stay away from the NHS and thus free up services for other people, this initiative would be a strongly beneficial boost to the UK bakery sector.
October 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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I dunno, this guy seems to have cracked it.
Title: "Put me in charge" I have some bright ideas and a can-do attitude, I think I have a good crack at this. Give me a good few months and I reckon I could sort this mess out
October 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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The dog from the movie "Up", wearing the cone of shame, looking sad. Caption: "I'm sorry for engaging in discourse"
October 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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New contender for the most morally abhorrent pro-life argument of the century.
XXIII. Sovereign Injuries to Plaintiff's Population Interests. 746. Plaintiff States also suffer injuries from the loss of fetal life and potential births, leading to a resulting reduction in the actual or potential population of each state. 751. These estimates also show the effects of the FDA's decision to remove all in-person dispensing protections. When data is examined in a way that reflects sensitivity to expected birth rates, these estimates strikingly "do not show evidence of an increase in birth to teenagers aged 15 to 19," even in States with long driving distances despite the fact that " women aged 15 to 19... Are more responsive to driving distances to wash facilities than older women." The study this concludes that " One explanation may be that younger women are more likely to navigate online abortion, finders or websites offering mail order medication to self-manage abortions". This study just shows that remote dispensing of abortion drugs by mail, common carrier, and interactive computer service is depressing. Expected birth rates for teenage mothers in Plaintiff States, even if other overall birth rates may have been lower than otherwise was projected.
October 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Absolutely not.
BSky notification: "Elon Musk followed you"
October 8, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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That was certainly David Nutt's conclusion, though the research was back in 2010.

Source: Nutt et al, Lancet 2010, DOI:10.1016/S0140-6736(10)61462-6
A stacked bar chart showing overall harm scores for various drugs across multiple categories, from Nutt et al 2010. In aggregate, they are ordered from most to least harmful: alcohol > heroin > crack cocaine > methamfetamine > cocaine > tobacco > amfetamine > cannabis > GHB > benzodiazepines > ketamine > methadone > butane > khat > anabolic steroids > ecstasy > LSD > buprenorphine > mushrooms
October 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Badly photoshopped update of the viral tweet by Basil☀️, @LinkofSunshine: People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then [crudely shopped] throw soup at a painting
October 2, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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That one guy on Twitter who apparantly sincerely believed that any female character under 5'7" was "minor-coded"
Tweet by "Washire RP Tips", @WashireRPAdvice, April 11th 2021. minor-coded or not. => Their height. Any girl under 5'7 is basically a red flag for being minor coded since that's around the common height for children. This applies to canon characters and OCs.
September 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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See also:
A screenshot from Fox News showing registered votes for Harris (49%) and Trump (45%), with the rather unfortunate tag line "Harris Topping Trump"
August 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM